RWBY's Monstrous Education

Magnamalo

A/N: Thanks as always to qazse with help on reactions and to my brother Sai Blade for making the video "Monster of Malice! Magnamalo lore" Be sure to check that out as you read along. And remember to subscribe to him if you haven't yet.

Sai was standing in front a group of people. "Good to see you all, my friends, today I think we must come together to come up with a definitive answer for the greatest question known to Hunter-kind." He declared, as it was revealed he was talking to the Fiver Bro, the Commander, the Admiral, Aiden and Reggie.

"How did monsters evolve to be the way they are?" Penny wondered.

"What's the strongest Non-Elder Dragon?" Hazel questioned.

"What are the chances to run into which monsters?" Emerald queried.

"Can we ever make peace with monsters?" Ironwood asked hopefully.

"Which monsters will let me pet them?" Ruby inquired (of course).

"What do some monsters taste like?" Nora wondered, everyone looking at her incredulously.

"It's actually not a bad question. Rathalos tails are actually pretty tasty." Tekko explained.

The Fiver Bro was then shown. "Do Wyverians lay eggs?" He guessed Sai's question, only for the host to immediately gun him down after asking the question.

Everyone groaned at the Fiver Bro's idiocy. "Oh, this guy again..." Blake sighed.

"Ugh. People have asked ME that question before because chameleons are lizards." Ilia growled at the memories.

"Here's the real question... How did that idiot ever become a hunter?" Weiss asked, everyone nodding their heads as they pondered the question along with her.

But then, a few sweeter members of the cast were shocked and horrified when Sai fired upon the hapless glutton. "Sai, no!" Pyrrha exclaimed in horror.

"I know he was a bit of an idiot, but that's no reason to shoot him!" Velvet cried out, Penny nodding along with her. However, they were even more shocked when most of the others were cheering. "What is wrong with all of you?!" She demanded.

"Oh, come on, Bun-Bun. You gotta admit that guy was getting on your last nerve." Coco told her.

"Yeah. Not gonna lie, even I wanted to shoot him with Crescent Rose a few times now." Ruby admitted.

All of the others looked on in shock with crickets being heard. "Anyway, the question I was going to ask was 'is Hellfire an element or an ailment'?" Sai explained the question, ignoring the shock of his comrades.

The cast were a double-take at the host's question. "HELLFIRE?" They all asked in shock.

However, that shock was quickly fading for some and being replaced with excitement. "Ohhh, that sounds so epic!" Yang exclaimed.

"Heck yeah, it does! I so wanna see it in action now." Coco said eagerly.

"I bet it's gonna be super cool and awesome! I bet it's like Dragon and Fire mixed together." Nora suggested.

"No, we saw that before from Guanzorumu and it wasn't called that." Ren reminded her.

"I'm wondering if it's actual fires from Hell. Okay, Sai... You piqued my interests." Qrow said.

Aiden was then shown. "Well, I'd probably say it's an ailment, considering how close it is to-" The Ace Hunter tried to give an explanation, before being interrupted.