RWBY's Monstrous Education

Garangolm

A/N: Thanks as always to my friend qazse for help with reactions and my brother Sai for the script and the video: "Gargantuan Gorilla! Garangolm Lore". Check it out as you read along and subscribe to help out my bro-bro.

"Garangolm? That's the really big monkey that fought Lunagaron, right?!" Ruby asked excitedly.

"Yeah, the last of the Three Lords?!" Nora asked, equally excited.

"That's correct, yes. I'm sure you'll all enjoy it." Katana told them.

"Awesome! That thing looks like a TOTAL bruiser! I'm definitely gonna need one on my team!" Yang exclaimed.

"I'll admit, I'm quite curious about them as well. With that size, they must be among the physically strongest monsters out there. Not to mention that hide of theirs looks like it could withstand blasts from Salem." Hazel admitted.

"Yeah, plus it kind of gives it a cool-looking mane. I'm interested to get a better look at them." Coco agreed.

"Then let's not waste any more time and get right to it!" Tekko declared as her mother started the video.

The Commander was making "mmm" sounds, apparently having just finished eating. "That was delicious, Sai, thank you. It's been a while since I had a real good salad." The man in charge praised the Sapphire Star.

A few of them smiled and nodded at that comment. "That was nice of him making a salad for the Commander. A nice garden salad is my favorite!" Velvet said with a smile.

"I prefer a chef salad, myself. I'm fine with the greens and everything, but mama still needs SOME meat in there." Coco admitted.

"Regardless, salads and other choice veggies are important for a well-balanced diet... I just wish some people would eat them more... Or EVER." Ren informed them, giving Nora an accusing look at the end, but she seemed oblivious to the glare.

"I don't like them, either. Weiss tried to make me one with strawberries in it, but it still wasn't good. Not sweet enough." Ruby said.

"Yeah. I can't remember the last time I ate a salad and I'm perfectly fine." Yang agreed with her sister.

"Well, once we're back home, I'll be making sure you both eat properly from now on." Summer told her daughters, causing them to groan.

Sai was stood off to the side, happy his meal was enjoyed. "Glad you liked it commander. I made sure to add lots of leafy greens, berries, nuts and avocados. A whole bunch of stuff to prevent cognitive decline and help with brain health and both cognitive and academic performances and improve memory." The host informed, addressing the Commander's memory issues, but being subtle enough to get away with it.

"I can confirm, all of the items Sai listed do exactly as he described. Regularly incorporating a salad such as that into one's diet should almost guarantee brain health lasting long into their elderly years." Penny confirmed.

"Never would've guessed he was any kind of chef or dietician." Winter admitted.

"People can surprise you when given the chance. The old saying 'first impressions are everything' holds SOME merit, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't give someone a second chance. They may just surprise you." Ozpin said.

The elder hunter scoffed dismissively at this. "I think I'm perfectly fine in all those categories, but I appreciate the thought nonetheless." He said, before a laugh track was heard (Something they ALL laughed along with). "So, did that cost you too much, getting the ingredients from the chef?" The man in charge asked curiously.