RWBY's Monstrous Education

Bishaten

A/N: Thanks as always to my buddy qazse for help with reactions and thanks to my brother Sai for giving me the script and making the video in the first place: "The Persimmon Primate! Bishaten Lore". Remember to watch along as you read and do all the YouTube stuff Sai needs you guys to do: like, comment, etc.

"So, before we get started, I just wanna say a few of you might be a little disappointed this monster wasn't around during a certain event you took part in." Katana said, looking to the group, particularly the students.

"Really? Which event? Something big like the fight at the docks? Or The Breach?" Ruby asked.

However, Katana just gave a cheeky smirk at this. "I'm sure you'll know by the time this is over." She said teasingly, causing everyone to grown at the hostess' cryptic answer.

The Field Team leader was seen sniffing something. "Jeez, Sai, did you wear enough cologne today? I bet they smell you all the way in Astera. Didn't take you for an orange scent kind of guy." He said as Sai was seen standing before him.

The Sapphire Star sighed as he looked at his superior. "First off, I'm not. I prefer lavender, for your information. Second, it's not my fault. While I was gone to the Old World, I stopped to see my daughter in Kamura and decided to help her out on a few hunts. The last one did nothing but pelt us with fruits. Ten showers and three layers of skin later, I still smell like citrus. The Fiver Bro even tried to eat me to see if I TASTE like oranges." Sai explained, a tone of annoyance deep in his voice.

"They're seriously starting off by talking about cologne?" Hazel questioned, both confused and disappointed.

"It must tie into the monster SOMEHOW. Still, I never got the point of cologne. Deodorant makes sense, so you don't stink, but cologne just makes you stink like something else." Jaune said.

"The difference being cologne is actually a PLEASANT smell, Jaune. And I must say, I like Sai's choice. Lavender is a wonderful scent. And it's proven to help lower stress hormones to ease stress and anxiety, lower blood pressure, help with headaches, improve your mood and it is even proven to help people fall asleep, especially if you're suffering from Insomnia. So, yes, as far as scents to choose from, Sai picked a winner." Weiss said approvingly.

"That's good. He'd probably smell like smoke or ash otherwise, since he's a fire demon." Ruby reasoned.

But then they learned the reason Sai smelled like fruits. "It happened from a hunt? So a monster made him smell like that? How would that even work?" Yang asked.

"And how did it make the smell so strong TEN SHOWERS didn't get rid of the smell?" Ilia asked, a bit concerned this monster's scent might be harmful to the heightened smell of Faunus.

Then, many jaws hit the floor when they heard Sai's next statement. "That fatass actually tried to EAT HIM!? Are you kidding me!?" Winter exclaimed in disbelief.

"Huh. That is a good question, though. If you smell like fruit, would you really taste like one?" Nora asked.

"NO!" Everyone immediately yelled together to quickly shut down any ideas of "testing" that theory.

The Field Team Leader seemed concerned at this. "Yikes. What kind of monster does that?" Someone He asked, before a crash was suddenly heard.

The source of the crash was, shockingly, the Fiver Bro, dressed in Glavenus armor and looking hungry. "I. SMELL. FRUIT!" He declared, looking around for the source of the scent.