Izzy is online
Izzy: mannn this gc is so dead
Izzy: like its only when i come online that anyone speaks tbh
Noah is online
Noah: hunney ur not the main character ;-;
Izzy: and neither are you
Noah: who said I was?
Izzy: .
Noah: exactly.
Izzy: anyways ur so dry i want some juicy shit to happen
Noah: kys
Izzy: see what i mean
Ezekiel is online
Ezekiel: send help 😰
Izzy: what happened?
Ezekiel: harold just fucking kicked me in the balls.
Izzy: LMAO
Noah: why did he do that 😰
Ezekiel: IDK.
Harold is online
Harold: MATEY YOU GOT IN THE WAY OF ME
Harold: GOSH.
Noah: why are yall always together like yall rly that close?
Izzy: is it not clear that this is a pair of gays we are talking to ;-;
Harold: yk she ain't wrong...
Noah: darn
Izzy: as a gay man you should have known that
Noah: wait
Noah: hasn't this already happened before ;-;
Izzy: whar
Noah: idk nvm
Izzy: 🤯🤯🤓
Noah: kys
Ezekiel: you guys done fighting again?
Noah: ah yes lets get back to the topic of being kicked in the balls
Ezekiel: 😰
Harold: bro I didn't mean to 😰
Izzy: does it really hurt that bad?
Izzy: to be kicked in the balls.
Ezekiel: yeah it does 😰
Harold: just imagine someone shoves a fishing spear up your ass
Harold: it hurts five times more than that
Izzy: the pointy end or?
Harold: yeah the pointy end
Noah: that's one way to describe it 😶
Izzy: so if i broke into noahs house rn and kicked him in the balls–
Noah: don't even finish that sentence.
Harold: lmao
Noah: anyways what brings you gays here other than getting ur balls kicked
Ezekiel: man i wont be able to have children if i wanted to 😰
Harold: bro you can't anyhow
Ezekiel: why?
Harold: UR GAY.
Harold: GOSH
Ezekiel: oh yeah.
Izzy: you can impregnate a man while being a man tho?
YOU ARE READING
total drama gc but on crack
Fanfiction(FANFIC 2) a more wild version of my other fanfic also this is more what I wanted to write with the other one but the other one more serious ig so yeah and expect it to be 1000000x better because it's fucking dumb shit 😝😝😝
