wife material 🥰🥰🥰

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Cody is online

Cody: i am a communist :3

Gwen is online

Gwen: fun!

Cody: ikr

Gwen: are you a spy 🤯

Cody: sadly no 😪

Gwen: darn 😕

Cody: can i tell you something

Gwen: yeah go ahead

Cody: noah is such wife material ngl.

Noah is online

Noah: cody you twink go back to bed

Cody: no.

Noah: and what makes me such wife material then?

Cody: you cook and you clean

Noah: kys thats stereotypical

Cody: sorry daddy

Noah: kill yourself

Gwen: i dont have a dad 🙃

Cody: fun!

Noah: oh.

Gwen: :3

Cody: :3

Noah: yall are weird.

Cody: i want surgery.

Gwen: for what?

Cody: idk just why not get surgery

Noah: why would you want that

Cody: because why not

Noah: you're so fucking weird

Cody: ty

Gwen: noah ur so nice

Noah: yall should go to sleep.

Cody: no 😠

Gwen: no 😠

Izzy is online

Izzy: no 😠

Noah: ur not a part of this Izzy.

Izzy: idc

Izzy: also u still gotta take me to that theme park buddy

Noah: if you go to sleep yeah.

Izzy: maybe

Cody: oooo can I come

Gwen: me too!

Noah: cody you cant cause u have to stay home

Cody: why?

Noah: ur rib dumbass dont forget that you broke it

Cody: oh yeah

Cody: achoo

Noah: we're not still doing this are we?

Gwen: can i come to the theme park? 🥺

Noah: yes you can.

Gwen: YAY 😍

Cody: awww

Cody: im gonna be missing out 😕

Noah: too bad

Noah: shouldn't have done crack

Cody: I WAS FORCED TO.

Noah: L

Izzy: wait did you say crack

Izzy: you got some?

Cody: i know a guy who knows a guy who sells some

Izzy: pm me the name and address of this individual please and thank you 🙏

Cody: sure

Noah: yall r wild ;-;

Cody: okay

Izzy: okay

Gwen: okay

Gwen: i also want crack

Cody: ill send u it too

Gwen: ty 😍

Noah: dont be doing any crack before we go to the theme park.

Izzy: awww okay 😕

Gwen: 😕

Noah: oh yeah btw cody I don't trust you home alone so im getting Heather to look after you while we are at the theme park

Cody: NOO PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏

Cody: NOT HEATHER.

Noah: why not?

Cody: she makes me do nerdy shit like read books instead of letting me play games 😠😕

Noah: you spend too much time playing games and at this rate you'll forget how to read so I think that's a good thing.

Cody: SHE THREATENED TO DROP MY XBOX OIT OF THE WINDOW.

Noah: too bad.

Noah: Heather will be looking after you and that's final.

Cody: 😠😠😕

Noah: now go to sleep.

Cody: 😠

Cody is offline

Noah: what a child honestly...

Izzy: THEME PARK 😍

Gwen: THEME PARK 😍

Noah: better go to sleep then or you can't go...

Izzy: fine 💔

Gwen: okay then

Izzy: byeee

Gwen: bye

Noah: cya later you two

Izzy is offline

Gwen is offline

Noah: they are all such kids...

Noah is offline


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im dying of boredom and i have homework to do and i don't wanna go to school 💔😕

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