Loan Shark Trouble

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It was nightime in hell, all the demons were doing their business as usual, killing others, starting fights, doing drugs, and other stu-


*the screen quickly shows you flying across the sky from the big explosion*

The Mask: YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

*you land in a pile of trash*

The Mask: Oh, boy! Listen, here Pentious, babe. It's lovely that you care about me, But! I have my eyes on someone else.

Sir Pentious: what?

The Mask: It's okay, it's okay. It's not you, it's me.

Sir Pentious: We're not even in a relationship!

The Mask: ... do you wanna?

Sir Pentious: What?! No!

The Mask: Hmm, and here I thought we could have been a perfect couple.

Sir Pentious: With you?! No chance! I don't even like you!

The Mask: *GAAAAAASSSSSSP* My Heart! Shattered. Into piece's!

*you kneel on the ground*

The Mask: What's the point of living, if you can't find love.

Sir Pentious: ... I'm confused, what is happening right now.

The Mask: No, no. I guess love will remain a mystery.

Sir Pentious: Okay, I'm gonna kill you now.

The Mask: Oh but you're so hot.

Sir Pentious: Wait, what?

The Mask: Someone like you should deserve to be an Overlord.

Sir Pentious: *tears start to come out of his eyes* r-really?

The Mask: Yes. But, since you don't like me, I shall go. *sniff* goodbye, Pentious.

Sir Pentious: N-no, P-please come back, I didn't mean it!

The Mask: No, no. I must go now.

*Sir Pentious then hugs you*

Sir Pentious: *crying* P-please. I don't want you to leave. I care for you!

The Mask: *GASP* You do!

Sir Pentious: *CRYS* YES!!!

The Mask: I KNEW IT!

*you both began to cry*

Sir Pentious: *sniff* I'm sorry for all those mean things i said about you.

The Mask: *sniff* It's okay, but I gotta ask you something.

Sir Pentious: *sniff* And that is?

The Mask: Do you have a marriage license?

Sir Pentious: Gosh, no. I'm not married.

The Mask: AHA! NOT MARRIED, EY!

*you began to jump on top of him*

The Mask: well, um, what do you say you and me go steady~

*then Sir Pentious quickly realized*

Sir Pentious: GET DOWN OFF OF ME, YOU CRAZY OLD, MASK!!!

*He throws you on the ground, you get and quickly run off as he grabs a rock and throws it at you*

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