Hazbin Hotel Pilot: Welcome to Hell!! (Slight Nsfw)

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Warning: Y/N in this chapter is going to do homosexual acts, cause I'm finally giving a story where Y/N does something with Angel Dust. Just a heads up for those that are uncomfortable with the upcoming content.

Y/N: AAAAAAAHHH!!!

I screamed and smashed the window with my fist in a panic. I was speechless, awestruck, as I looked at my... paws, suit, and feet. I felt my ears that were now on the top of my head. I looked at this big ass clock that said, "365 days until extermination." Wonder what that meant? Then out of nowhere, music started to play, and I had this mood to sing...

(Start at 0:42 Singing starts at 1:16. Really hope copyright doesn't fuck me over)

Y/N:
What's this? What's this?
I'm covered up in hair
What's this?
*dips his fingers in a puddle of blood*
There's red stuff everywhere
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming
Wake up, Y/N, this isn't fair!
What's this?

What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?
*Looks in an alleyway of a group of guys getting business done with prostitutes*
There's bitches sucking dongs
*looks back at the empty streets of the ghost town, noticing eyes peering at him in different hiding places, using literally anything to conceal themselves*
What's this?
The streets are lined with little creatures hiding
Using things life is providing
Has my sanity gone hiking? What is this?

...What's this?
*Jumps up and climbs up a lamp post with ease, perching at the top and peeking through a window with bullet proof glass*
There's children playing games instead of getting flayed
Their parents' faces smother instead of facing flames.
There's stable, happy fam'lies oh, I can't believe my eyes
And in my bones I feel the warmth that's coming from insiiiide...
*Holds hand to chest, warmly smiling before seeing a drug deal between friends happen*

Oh look, what's this?
*Jumps to the next few lamp posts and hangs upside down from your tail*
They're hanging out like fleas,
*to your surprise, they were lovers and make out after snorting their drugs*
they kiss?
Why isn't that lovely-
Inspired,
There's others gathering 'round after hiding from some people, possibly some big empire?
What's this?

What's this?
*jumps an swings from lamppost to lamppost, looking around the slowly populating streets*
In here, they've got a little bar, how odd
And who'da ever thought?
And why? There seems to be so many different things,
There's clubs with electric lights on strings, but inside there is no one,
So, now correct me if I'm wrong
This looks like fun, this looks like fun
Oh, could it be cause what I've done?
What's this?

Oh my, what now?
Some babies are asleep
But look..
*peeks under their cribs through a cracked window*
there's nothing underneath
No devils, no deities here to scream and scare them or ensnare them
Only little cozy things secure inside their dreamland
—What's this?

The suffering's all missing and the damned can't be found,
And in this place there seems to be just city all around,
Instead of screams, I swear, I can hear silence in the air,
The smell of weed and beer are absolutely everywhere,

The sights, the little sounds,
They're everywhere and all around
I've never felt so lost before
I guess the Bible fucked it up,
I simply cannot get enough
I want it, oh, I want it, oh, I want it for my own
I've got to know, I've got to know
What is this place that I have found?
What is this!?

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