(most will be audios from online)
Dick: I love you
(Y/n): Thanks!
Dick: ok that--that hurts. That's worse
(Y/n): ok someone else try again
Tim: I love you
(Y/n): me too
Tim: you love yourself too?
(Y/n): yes
Tim: that's weirder too
Damian: or 'I love you'
(Y/n): I could see that
Dick: wait wait Jason you try
Jason: ok. uhmmm, I love you
(Y/n): ohhh yeeeaaahhhhhh
*all of you die laughing and Bruce looks confused and concerned from the doorframe*
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Steph: so...he broke up with me
(Y/n): why are you looking up?
Steph: I need to cry but my foundation was $48!!!!
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Jon: I shaved my eyebrows!
(Y/n): Why'd you do that?!
Jon: I! Don't! Know!
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Bruce: Jason, aren't you supposed to be in a zoom call right now?
Jason (before Damian came but after Tim): I got kicked off already
Dick: Why?! What did you do??
Jason: well she said 'don't get smart with me' and I said 'then what are we paying you for' and she did not like that
Bruce: Jason, that's rude
Jason: but I'm right on this
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(Y/n): Mum? Am I adopted?
Your mom: yeah
(Y/n): oh....
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Damian: I'm not spending another second in this house with you utter *****
Tim: where you going?
Jason: Paris or Milan?
Damian: 'curses at them in Arabic'
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Jason: if you were my wife, I would put poison in your coffee
(Y/n): if you were my husband I'd drink it
Jon: I thought they were dating
Tim: they are
Damian: this is just their disgusting way of attempting to flirt
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Reporter: what is the feline fitness? any particular workout?
Selina: are you trying to lose weight? what the deal? you look great
Reporter: no no I--
Selina: no no. Seriously we have to talk about this. What, what do you want? Are you tryna fit in a cat suit?
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Tim: Sorry I hit the wrong thing
(Y/n): no! 15 years ago your mother gave birth to the wrong thing!
Damian: keep this one Todd
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well my lovelies, I hope you enjoy. PLEASE COMMENT
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Fanfictionfirst, art is not mine. found on internet. all credit for cover art goes to the artist. Anyway, mainly Batmom, with some others. Stories, series', one shots, imagines, maybe head cannons, and incorrect quotes.
