Touch her, You die Group Chat
Warner: Why do we have to talk about our parents? Specifically, our fathers?
Percy: Unfortunately, the author stated it was a form of therapy.
Warner: I hate this.
Cardan: I should've been drunk instead of discussing my family. I mean I have better things to do.
Kenji: Like what, Tinkerbell?
Cardan: Don't call me that, Kenji. Anyway, picking up new clothes in Mortal Realm, well, Portland.
Warner: Do you want me to go with you?
Kenji: Huh 😨?!?
Cardan: Why not, Jude and your wife, Juliette did state you have good taste in fashion.
Kenji: I'm suddenly betrayed. My two best friends backstabbing me! 😭😭😭😭.
Warner: You're so dramatic, Kishimoto.
Cardan: Kenji, since I cannot lie. Warner has good taste in fashion and I love looking glamorous. Besides, last time we went together. You end up going to Disney's stores and buying the Tangled shirts and materials.
Kenji: Hey!
Warner: Why am I not surprised?
Kaz: That's the same thing I asked myself with Jesper and his nonsense.
Jesper: It was one time!
Wylan: Please stop fighting the author did state if we didn't do it, she would tell Warner's, Kenji's, Cardan's, and Kaz's secrets to the girls.
Warner: Pardon me?!
Kenji: That sadistic girl!
Cardan: Jude will never look at me again!
Kaz: She's baffling, there's no way she wouldn't.
Percy: She did add that if you wouldn't believe her, then why there's a paper with Inej's name?
Cardan: DEJA VU 😅😅😅😅.
Kaz:......Fine.
Jesper: That's settled. Kenji, you go first since your childhood isn't as messed up as ours.
Kenji: Huh?! You- Nevermind! Okay. My parents died when I was seven because the system didn't do anything for people's race. I was living in the streets for a while until Castle found me.
Wylan: That's sad.
Percy: Very sad.
Nico: Reminds me when I was living in the Underworld for decades.
Warner: That's why you're so weirdly optimistic.
Kenji: Yes, I know, Warner. But it doesn't compare to what you lived with Anderson. I mean your father-
Author: Sperm Donor.
Kenji: He was a monster.
Kenji: HUH?! YO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Kaz: Listen up, I swore I will-
(Author left Touch her, You Die Group Chat)
Warner: How she does do this?
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