The DAU: The Perfect Campfire!

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Soon After Training with Gku and Vegeta Y/n Managed to Pick up some new Skills such as Spririt Control, Energy Projection, and even more control over his SSJ Form.

Jack: Alright everyone I am still thinking of Ideas so we're Visiting the DAU Again!

Lucy: Wait, the DAU? What's that?

Jack: Look I am just very excited because Dragon Ball Super Friends came back Yesterday so Now Let's hit it!

Oracle: Hitting it.

We Opened up in Cell's Arena where Cell, Kermit, Shallot, Roshi, and Y/n were sitting there on Logs around A Campfire.

Cell: Damnit, when is Rex coming back with the Pizza?

Y/n: I don't know but I can eat anything.

You then Looked at Kermit.

Kermit: Then why are you staring me at A Whole lot?

Roshi: Ooooh...

Y/n: Something wrong Roshi?

Roshi: I Just ate A Bunch of M&M's off of the ground.

Cell: Wait, what? Roshi those aren't M&M's those are Laxatives!

Roshi: Wait, What!? Wha-Why would you leave Laxatives on the ground Like that!?

Shallot: Wait, then Why would you eat M&M's off of the ground like that?

Roshi: Oh I'm sorry but I'm Old and Hard of hearing so...

He then Pulls A Glock on Shallot.

Roshi: ... I going to need you to repeat that.

Shallot: Um... M&M's Slap?

Roshi: And?

Shallot: (Sigh) I'm A Boring Character.

Roshi: Just as I thought.

Y/n: Shallot Just put on the Shark Suit! It will give you A Massive Boost in Power!

Shallot: I can't. Burned it behind A Restaurant.

Y/n: W-Why!?

Shallot: I hated it!

Kermit: You Know I had an Idea for A Video. Cell leads the Viewer through A Dark forest at Night and then he murders them and Buries the Body.

Y/n: Like how Shallot shot the viewer?

Shallot: Come on! We all know they clicked on Killing Me first!

Y/n: We didn't know that for A Fact Shallot! God Damnit!

Everyone: ...

Cell: That's A Good Video Idea I'm not gonna Lie.

Y/n: Shove it Cell!

Zarbon Moaned in the background.

Just then Rex Showed up with the Pizza!

Rex: REX HAD GOTTEN PIZZA!

Y/n: Oh Finally give me some Breadsticks Man!

Cell: Yeah and Give me A slice of Cheese-

Rex: FIGHT ME!

Cell: REX! FUCK NO!

Rex: FIGHT ME YOU FUCKING COWARD! CELL IS TINY LITTLE BABY-!

Cell Just Grabbed A Slice of Pizza and slapped Rex Across the face with it Knocking him out!

Y/n: Hm... Are you gonna eat that?

Shallot: Dude, seriously?

Y/n: I'm Hungry so don't fuck with me.

Jack: So What does everyone think?

Natsu: Woah! That was awesome! You can slap someone with A Cheese Pizza!?

Lucy: DON'T GET ANY IDEAS NATSU!

Wendy: Why did that Old Man eat the Laxatives?

Goku: Yeah why did you do that Roshi?

Roshi: Goku, That's not me.

Goku: But You were right there.

Roshi: Goku That was A Satarized version of me.

Goku: I have no idea what Satarized means, Master.

Erza: Wait, where did Natsu and Happy go?

Natsu: CHEESE PIZZA ATTACK!!

Happy: AYE!

They both then slapped Gajeel!

Gajeel: YOU IDIOT!!

He then punched Natsu into Erza!

Natsu/Gajeel: Oh Shit... OH SHIT!!!

Erza Just cracked her Knuckles and Began beating them both up, as everyone else Just watched and kept their distance.

Jack: Well... That was Satisfying.

My Y/n Multiverse!Onde as histórias ganham vida. Descobre agora