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Masterchef: Hey guys you know after Alex and George showed us the ships
Well I saw something tooChilli 🌶️: does it has something to do with the ships
Masterchef: yeah
Tripod: what is it
Masterchef: wattpad.
Little lion 🦁: what is it?
Masterchef: it's an app where everyone can write what they want
Banana: and what is it with us
Masterchef: they write about us
Pastry 🥐: oh cool :)
Masterchef: nah not cool
You remember I said something about the shipsMilkboy: yeah
Masterchef: well they write loves stories about the couples
Val:
Little lion 🦁: 😨
Nando: about everyone....
Masterchef: luckily for you there's not anything
I'll send you some names of fanfictionsGridMum: because there's a lot of
Masterchef: the first: Shameless by @istanalonso (excellent fic by the way) it's about Max and Charles being enemies. They hated each other because max accidentally outed him and we'll find out why. One day Charles steals Max's lollies and it actually affects him. But they end up bonding over it.
Little lion🦁: wtf
GridMum: language
Banana: 🤢🤢
Masterchef: there's others like: Love overdue ~Yukierre~ by @FormulaOneFiction
It's about me and Pierre and the fact that I love Pierre but he's just too obvious to see it. Pierre thinks we're just friends and doesn't seem to understand that he loves me (there's not a lot of chapter so I can't give a better description but it's good)Masterchef: I saw others with Logan-Oscar, Seb-Kimi, Lewis-NicoR, George-Alex and
K-mag-NicoH. And some of them are mature 😭Golden retriever: what do you mean mature
GridMum: well... it means that they don't just do activities for kids you know
GridDad: they do more grown up stuff
Golden retriever: like going to see movie 18 + and attraction for taller people
GridMum: yes mick
Tripod: but why the fans write about us 😭
Masterchef: I don't know
WTF is a km🦅🇺🇸🦅: they scare me
Banana: omg I just went to check and I guess I didn't see the mature tag and I read a sex scene between me and Verstappen😭 🤢🤢
Please helpLittle lion 🦁: why would you read that!?
Banana: I don't know!!
Milkboy: hey talking about ships
I saw some edits of "couples" on TikTok honestly they can be horrifyingChilli 🌶️: why did you check it cariño
Milkboy: I was curious 😭
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Golden retriever: hey guys I was also curious so I checked and I saw some fan fictions about us but they were in like group chats
Tripod: like here
Masterchef: yeah I saw some too
And at least they're not mature and they're funnyGolden retriever: in some fanfics certain drivers hated each other like here and were always arguing and in others they both had crushes on each other
Little lion 🦁: are you talking about me and Leclerc😐
Golden retriever: yeah 😊 lestappen
They all call it like thatBanana: please stop we don't like each other
Masterchef: and it's actually nice to see you not hating each others and being together
Little lion 🦁: well too bad were always going to hate each other
Estie bestie: you'll see one day...
Banana: ESTEBAN
Why would you say that?!Estie bestie: parce que tu le trouve beau peut-être maybe because you find him pretty
Banana: mais t'es malade dis pas ça you're crazy don't say that
Estie bestie: tu la pas nier... you didn't deny it...
Tripod: meme les fans l'ont vu c'est peut-être un signe... Even the fans saw it it's maybe a sign
Banana: non juste non no just no
GridMum: why do you read that anyway
Honey badger: cause it's fun
Little lion 🦁: you read it?!
Honey badger: yeah especially lestappen
Banana: why especially me and Verstappen
Honey badger: cause I still have hope you'll be civil with each other
Little lion 🦁: I'll never be civil with this stomme idioot stupid idiot
Banana: you seriously think that I'll be friends with un enculé pareil such a motherfucker
GridMum: language and go do something productive
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F1 group chat
FanfictionSeb decides to create group chat with the 2023 grid, Kimi, Daniel and mick. Including Max and Charles. They hate each other but everyone think there's a huge sexual tension between them.