notes for ashley//satanas

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(no caps intended, is this technically headcanons?? )

-trans ftm

-gay asf

-try to make super edgy

-messages like: Talk 2 u l8ter

-5'1 bcuz im 5'1 and can only view people from my height 

-has a eating disorder like me bcuz iont wanna describe eating in detail

-has misophonia 

-does not have top or bottom surgery since they haven't come out to their mom

-still wears sports bras cuz they cant afford a binder

-wears baggy clothes like an emo skater boy most of the time (yes, I'm using johnnie as a ref.)

-trauma? yes.

-def the type to go to school in a skirt and still say theyre a boy (cuz they are duh 🙄)

-will date any1 who asks but will most likely break up the next day cuz they have no true feelings towards that person

-always tired

-cant keep a secret

-listens to the 1986 mlp intro on repeat in the mornings cuz yeah

-as soon as mlp friendship is magic comes out they buy all cds, plush, figurines, posters, etc. they can find

-fucking hates going along with trends but some grow on him

-showers every morning and night cuz theyre scared theyll smell like kyler or crispin

-huge simp for nicole and emily

-sells their body extra cash but keeps the money in an acc with a fake name and id

-gets confused for a girl all the time

-no set aesthetic they jus dress how they feel in the moment

-shoplifting, doing drugs, selling drugs, selling their body, recording their explicitly, drugging men, endangering kids and animals, running from the police, assaulting the elderly, etc.

-a fucking menace

-chaotic neutral

-the any cartoons theyve watched is fairly oddparents, rugrats, sailor moon, courage the cowardly dog, invader zim, my little pony (up to gen 3.5), hello kitty, and teen titans. The rest suck ass.

-south park goth kids kinnie

-loves watching films made by wes craven

-watches true crime documentries on the third date is a tradition for them

-mlp on first date

-sailor moon on second

-uses the worst pickup lines in the most serious tone ever "Are you my parole officer, cause you follow me wherever I go. 😐"

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