Wonka

"Never had chocolate like this."

(Willy's pov 🍫)

   Here we go.
I sneaked into the shop and dressed like a waiter.
  My hair is pure perfection right now.

  I found the man and started singing him everything that was currently happening in his life.
  And then I promoted the giraffe milk macaroon.

  Before we even knew it we were on top of the tables and dancing and singing and I looked over at Tess who was looking at us from the corner I left her in.

  Was she actually that scared of everything?

   Noodle whistled at me,and I saw the police coming.I got down from the table and run to Tess who didn't expect it. Or at least she looked like she didn't expect it.

-"What's wrong?!"she said,panicking.Panic in her eyes,panic in her face,panic everywhere.

-"The police.Come on we don't have much time."i said and grabbed her hand.

  I started running and we went down a well.
The plumber was there.

-"WILLY!"Tess shouted at me.

-"What?"I said.

-"SERIOUSLY.IN A WELL!?"

-"That was the pan Tess-!"

   This went on for a couple of more days and we had sold much chocolate.
   We had raised a lot of money thankfully,and the plan worked perfectly.
   Well,Tess was terrified every single second of it but I think she got used to it.
  In the meantime she and Noodle were teaching me how to read.

-"Read this Willy."Noodle said.

-"What is it."i said.

  Tess was literally above my head and trying to teach me some of the letters.
  Noodle had even stuck the whole alphabet in the room of my wall.
  It was cute,I have to admit,but it seemed worthless.

-"Willy,we will fail you the class."Tess had said once and she seemed very dissapointed in me.

-"No."i said with a pout.

-"How old are you?"

-"Uh twenty two?"i replied.

-"And these are lessons for first graders."

  Tess and Noodle were strict teachers.Dear lord why are they like that.
  Everything was fine and we had sold a lot of chocolate.
   But I was still determined to catch the orange man with green hair.

  Whenever I mentioned him to Tess or Noodle they would think I am insane or something.

  I for sure know that I am not insane.
  I am myself.

Doesn't mean I am insane.

   So one night,I set up a trap to catch the orange man.

  And he fell right in.

-"GET ME OUT!RIGHT NOW!"he started shouting.

-"Incredible.It can speak."i murmured.

-"Well of course I can speak!Now get me out right now!"

-"Not until I take a good look at you."

  I turned the light on and looked at him.He fixed his coat.

-"Good evening."

  I am pretty sure I was smiling like an idiot right now.

-"So you are the funny little man who's been following me."i said.

-"Funny Little Man!?How dare you.I will have you know that I am a perfectly respectable size,for an Oompa Loompa." He said and knocked on the jar I had trapped him in.

-"A-An oompa what now-?"i said in confusion,sure that I hadn't heard him well.

-"An Oompa Loompa sir.Now,stop looking at me like that.I find it very uncomfortable and to be honest-Rude."

-"Oh..Sorry."I quickly said but I didn't look away.

-"Now let me out immediately.You can't go around like this trapping innocent strangers into jars."The Oompa Loompa said and tried getting out of the jar.

-"Hold on innocent?You have been stealing from me-For years!"I said in defense.

-"Well you started it!"

-"What the heck are you talking about?"I said confused as hell right now.

-"Oh so you don't remember?The day you ruined my life?"

   What is this funny thing talking about.

-"No I don't remember that I'm afraid."I replied and crossed my arms.

-"Very well then," it said and took out a flute. "Allow me to refresh,your memory."

   An awful song started playing.

-"Oh I don't think I wanna hear that."
-"Too late."

(I'm skipping the whole Oompa Loompa thing.😭)

-"So you are stealing before I took three cocoa seeds?Really?"

-"Four."

-"Four.Look im sorry but I need to make my chocolate and I can give you all of mine.There are people out there who rely on me."

Noodle.Tess.

-"Okay so how about you get me out of here and we talk?Like two grown men?"

-"Okay."

   I took him out of his jar and he pointed to a pan.

-"Now will you be kind enough to give me that tiny pan over there?"

  I looked at a small one.

-"This one?"

-"No no the other one the bigger one."it said.

   I took it and gave it to him.

-"Thank-Oh my god it's heavy eh?Now come on a little closer."

  I kneeled closer.

-"A little closer."

  I kneeled even closer and he LITERALLY HIT ME WITH THE PAN.

  He took my last jar of chocolates,and hit me once in the leg again.

-"HEY COME BACK HERE!"

-"Good day sir."

-"THAT WAS MY LAST JAR!"

-"As i said,good day sir."

  Ugh great.
How am I gonna sell chocolate tomorrow?