Chapter 7: Jeff vs the tubes

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(Jeff pov, yes Jeff the most useless villain)

I was walking along stank street when I saw the red girl from danger force. Bolt or something. I may be the most useless villain in swellview but I ain't dumb enough to not realise she's the most powerful. This is a golden opportunity. I could grab her. Use her as leverage. And force captain man to hand the keys to the man's nest over. Then I can access all of the stuff in the man's nest. Like their secret supply of food. Yeah. I mean it's not like I could dust for fingerprints. Match dna samples. And figure out dangerforce identities. That's just stupid.

I snuck up behind her covered her mouth and knocked her out. I was about to drag her away when I noticed she had opened the old car's boot and it had a weird tube in it. I leant over and saw it was a tunnel. Unsure if it was safe or not I dropped her inside. I didn't hear anything happen to I lent over to try and see her when I also fell down. Dang it

I fell down a weird tune bumping into her still very unconscious body. Did I kill her? Oh nahhhhhhg I didn't sign up for this. I didn't ask for this. What do I do? Sh!t. Waiiiit a minute. There's a little button on her neck. What if that detransforms her. I mean if she's dead it can't hurt right?

I pressed the button but instead of turning into some adult lady she woke up.

CC* - what the-
J - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it's aliveeeeeeeeeee
CC* - oh shut up you numb skul! Your the dumbest villain for good reason. Your literally useless
J - ok your not Bolt
CC* - it's VOLT and what do you mean I'm not volt
J - volts harsh and cruel but not like that
CC* - so how would I act hypothetically
J - well you'd say "shut up you child and quit wining
CC* - that's what I just said?!
J - nah but you don't use insults like numbskul! And you don't plainly state that I'm useless
CC* - ok shut up you child and quit wining
J - there it issssss! So how you doing Bolt
CC* - VOLT it's VOLT V.O.L.T VOLT
J - ok zappy hands
CC* - just shut up you annoying piece of trash
J - closer but still not quite Bolt
CC* - FOR THE LAST TIME IT IS VO- you know what screw this. I'm not Volt. I'm her clone what you gonna do about it!
J - well I'd. (Chapa knocks him out)
CC* - well that's one less annoyance to deal with. Now how to get out of this tube. . .

(Ray PoV)
"What do you mean the villains have infiltrated the man's nest?!"

S - (In his accent) I detected movement in de tube so I had a little looksy on de camera to see what was going on. Turns out yeff is in de tunes with a chapa

(Someone comes down)

R - stop right there Jed or I'll zap you to pieces

CC* - woah woah chill your boots old guy it's me Chapa not Jeff. Im not that useless of a human being

R - well your late. I sent you home four hours ago!

CC* - okay it has not been four hours learn to read the fuck!ng clock old dude your not a child anymore

R - hey I do know how to read a clock!

CC* - whatever. Im leaving. (Mutters under her breath) if this is how he treats his employees then I'm glad I'm not the real Chapa

S - what?

CC* - nothing science idiot

(She leaves)

(Jeff PoV)

I've been in these tubes for so long. Why is there not a map or something. I could really use a map around about now. Maybe if I continually go right at every turn I'll find my way out. Yeah

(2 hours later) is this back where I started? Or is this a new tube. I really can't tell everything looks the same. Right I'll leave my hat in this tube and if I find it again then I've gone in circles

(No one PoV)

He continues on for hours to no avail as he gets lost more and more within the depths of the tube system never finding the way out. He eats snacks in his pockets he found whilst searching and leaves a crumb trail. He decides after a while to follow the crumbs back the way he came but finds there gone snd in their place a shadowy creature.

J - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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