My woman biatch
When are you coming home??
Your dinner is getting cold
Hubby
I know, sorry
I just had to finish some files rq
Hubby
Oi
I'm coming home rn
Just warm it up or microwave it
Either way is fine
My woman biatch
I can't fit in the microwave
🥺🥺
Hubby
What.
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