Aries: the crime you are familiar with is 'arsonist'. With your temper and planet, its not surprising that I would find you near a blazing red building.
Taurus: you must get tried after bank robbing and art rustling. I have to know when you have time to just relax!
Gemini: your in all crimes. though your favorite is being a jewel thief, were your out in the field. all other crimes your just the getaway driver.
Cancer: you like the quite crimes where you 'not so out in the open'. favorite? its between smuggler and poisoner.
Leo: you like fancy name crimes. for example bullion thief and grand scammer.
Virgo: oh I see you love big crimes. forger? serial killer? yeah, I'm going to walk away
Libra: a creative criminal that you are! credit-card fraud and fence....hmm
Scorpio: with your.....shall I'll say, personality, this is not really a shocker for me. a top class assassin is your crime!
Sagittarius: well a mugger is not the worst crime you could possible do BUT it's still a crime h
Capricorn: not surprising but the crimes are all about money. pimp/inside trader is your.
Aquarius: little different the the rest. You're a computer Hacker and stalker. Computer hacker? okay. stalker? Dude, h**l no
Pieces: your crimes are just weird. Drug baron and pirate. really a pirate?
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Dark zodiac signs
Randomdark and unwanted facts about your zodiac! It's the dark zodiacs. (^^Sounds nice like an infomercial) Update coming soon (1/8/18) *based of the book (and my reference info) darkside zodiac by Stella Hyde and the little gaint encyclopedia: the zod...
