I got three nuts. Gonna die

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Aurora pov

Now here i am with the three boys after Lip practically begged Veronica to let me go, "Why do i have to do it?" Carl asked with a sigh

"You're the only one young enough to be an altar boy" Lip said as he grabbed my hand, "We'll stop him before anything goes down" I spoke up patting the top of Carl's head

"Or anyone" Lip joked, as we walked over to the door and Ian knocked on it, "The Gallagher boys" he smiled before looking at me, "Amelia" I lied smiling

"And Amelia. If you're here to steal the offering basket, you're out of luck. Already off to the banks"

"Oh no, Carl here is interested in being an altar boy" Ian smiled taking Carl's hat off, "That's a big responsibility"

"Yeah. We tried talking him out of it. But he cried, so we thought we'd bring him in. See if you thought he had what it takes" Lip said as Pete leaned down to Carl's level, "Hello there, Carl"

"Be back for you in a sec" I whispered patting his arm as me and the two older boys walked away

"Whew" Ian said letting out a breath as he sat on one of the benches taking his coat off, "Wanna watch Scarface again tonight?"

"Cant, got a date"

"Mandy date or Kash date?" I asked leaning on the railing, "Kash date"

"You're a slut man"

"Say's you" I said looking at him before we heard something from the office, "Shit" Ian sighed as we ran over to the door and opened it only to see Pete on the floor holding in-between his legs as Carl smiled standing above him holding something

"Looks like we have a priest for V's wedding" Lip smiled as Pete groaned once more


Dressed in a black tank top, green cargo pants, a green plaid flannel, and black convers i was at "The Alibi Room' listening to Frank babble, apparently he's dying or something

"I've decide to start wearing a tie every day. I could die at any moment. I thought itd be nice to look my best for the grim reaper. Son of a bitch" he stuttered a little drunk, "You know what? Fuck him. Fuck him!" he yelled

"Why give him the satisfaction? Ill do it myself. Take my own goddamn life. You know--" he began as Kev came over after wiping of tables, "You know what the real same of it is, Kev? The real shame... is there are so many things i still want to do"

"Oh, yeah, like what?" Kevin asked looking at him as he sighed, "Pfft! Jesus Christ, i dont know. I dont know! How sad is that? A man doesn't even know what he wants to do" he sighed as a few of Kevin's friends came in as i went to the bathroom getting ready for V's party

"Why would she do it in the first place?" V asked drunk as we held onto eachohter, i was dressed in a white lace dress and white heels as i laughed with the two

"Because she could. She was, like, one of those weird acrobats"

"No way!" I laughed as V nodded, "Those girls are all tiny and cute when they do it. She was like Pippi Longstocking kissing her own ass" she said as we laughed

"Jesus" V stopped laughing as we looked at Frank, "What the hell happened to you?" Fiona added, he had a tutu on his head, a beer in hand, cigarette in his mouth, and cables wrapped all around him

"Cord was too long. I got three nuts. Gonna die" he said walking past us before we all bursted out in laughter


I came down the stairs still dressed in the dress from last night, only had one of Lips zip ups over it, "I'm the maid of honor at your fake wedding and i didnt even know you had a brother" I heard Fiona say i was flopped onto the chair

"There's a reason for that" Kev sighed, "He busted out of prison?" I asked looking at the,

"Last night" Kev nodded, "What was he in for?" Fiona asked holding her coffee

"Aggravated assaults, larceny and arson" V listed, "Arson? Who you talking about?" Lip asked coming down the stairs as he kissed the top of my head

"V's brother"

"Oh, is that, like, a sibling brother, or just a black-guy brother?" he asked as i noticed writing on his forehead

"Remember the first at Curves in the mini mall? That was him" V sighed grabbing the dress from last night, "He loves setting fire to things and he hates women. It was the prefect storm" she added putting the dress on

"He's nuts" Lip said sitting next to me laying my legs over his lap, "Serious, he's nuts. He came at me, i had to fight my ass off. Then one time im having a brew, he came up to me, all "Ass cunt fuck!" on me"

"Is he retarded?" Fiona asked looking at him, "I wish. Tourette's coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem. He's a shrinks wet dream" V sighed

"What are we gonna do?" I asked laying my head on Lip's shoulder, "Kick his ass back to prison. Cause if there's one thing you can always count on to fuck things up, its Marty. So for the sake of it, can Ro stay here until he's back to prison?"

"Yeah, of course. She can bunk with Ian" Fiona smiled as i gave her a thumb's up


I went home to change and feed Chips and apparently Marty locked himself in the bathroom with V's dress.

So now i stood next to Kev, V and Fiona, dressed in gray sweatpants and a matching gray cropped sweater, "He's not doing anything. Just sitting in there lighting a lighter" Debbie said looking through the bathroom window as she was stood on a latter

"Oh, my God, he's gonna burn the house down. This is what he did at Granddaddy's funeral. Gutted down half the hospice"

"Maybe we should call the cops" Kev spoke up

"Kev's right. If the house goes up we're not gonna get him out" Fiona said looking up at Debbie, "Call the cops on my own brother? its always like this. Nobody can be the center of attention. Its always gotta be about him" V said shaking her head

"You should be in a nuthouse!" she yelled as Lip and Carl came over, "What's going on?" Lip asked putting his arms around my waist

"V's brother locked himself in the bathroom and is threatening to burn the place down" I explained, "And he better not kill Chip!" i yelled

"Cool!" Carl smiled, "He's saying that he's gonna light both the dress and the shit-sack house on fire, and anything in it too. What's a shit-sack?" Debbie asked looking at us

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