My place? Yeah, nice try.

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3rd person pov

"Stuff the ice in his shirt" Fiona said as Debbie was putting makeup on Frank, "Stop, enough" Frank groaned

"Your body needs to be cold" Fiona said as Carl put more ice in his shirt, "More morphine" Frank sighed slapping Debbie's hand away

"It's horse tranquilizer" V said crossing her arms over her chest, "Get in the coffin before you pass out, Frank"

"Just a little taste?" Frank sighed, "I dont know why we do this for you" Lip shook his head

"You think its easy being a parent? Letting Fiona be the good cop? The important thing is you kids. Carl. I remember when the nurse in the hospital handed you to me" Frank said putting his hands on Carl's face

"Carl was born in the back of the van. You weren't there" Lip said walking closer to Frank, "I slapped his little ass myself" Frank said turning to Lip, who grabbed the collar of his shirt and punched him

"Okay!"

"Get him in the coffin" Lip said looking at Steve who grabbed his legs

"Watch your head"

"Looks dead. Shallow breathing, clammy. Hey, Carl, more ice" V said looking at him as he nodded, "Got it"


Everyone stood around Franks "dead body" "crying" when the door opened, turning to see the two dudes who are out to kill Frank

"Sorry for your loss" the shorter one said coming over as Lip put his arm around Aurora's waist, as she was holding his arm crying

"It was a shock" Fiona cried, "Im sure. Accident, was it?"

"Suicide" Lip said as Fiona and Debbie cried louder, the short dude nodded before running over to Frank, "I know you're faking it. Come on, open your eyes, you lying, squirrelly sack of shit" he said before flapping Frank

"Jesus, Rob!" the taller one called out grabbing Rob, "You're alive, i know it. Come on" Rob yelled looking at Frank

"What's teh matter with you? Look at him, he's dead" he said pushing Rob away before looking back at everyone, "Sorry. He's been under a lot of stress" he added as they closed the casket

"Gonna check with the boss. Nobody move" Rob said pointing to everyone, Fiona nodded to Carl who made his way outside

"Yeah, there's nothing here worth taking. Unless you want the little girl. She's 11, 12. No, she's cut, but not really a looker. There's a blonde 17, 18 maybe. How about Frank? Any toes, fingers, you know, for proof? Okay. Keeps his extremities" Rob said hanging up the phone

"And you'll be going?" Aurora asked looking at him, "Soon as he's in the ground"

"W-what? No. Why?" Debbie yelled looking at him, "Boss's orders. Stay with the sumbag till he's buried" Rob shrugged as we heard glass break and then a car alarm go off

"Damn it, that's me" he sighed before leaving

"They're gonna burry him?" Ian asked once he left, "If we keep our mouths shut"

"Shit"

"We need something to put in the coffin"

"All right" Lip nodded

Everyone made their way outside as Fiona let out a groan opening the trash can to reveal all the old mean, "We need more time. Can you stall them?" Fiona asked looking at V who unzipped her coat, pushing her boobs up and turned leaving


"Okay. Ready?" Fiona asked looking at everyone, Lip had dumped the rest of the meat into the coffin

"Lift" Fiona said as the 7 of them let out a groan lifting up the coffin, "Fuck"

"God"

"Carl's not lifting his share!" Debbie said as they made their way outside and down the stairs, "Yes, i am. You're not!"

"Shut up, you two" Fiona groaned as Rob ran over, "Let me help"

"Jesus. Stuff's starting to get ripe" Rob sniffed


"Oh. Sorry, buddy, its a private wake" Lip said looking at some dude that tried to come into The Alibi

Kevin tapped his ring on a glass as he walked in front of everyone, "Can i have your attention please? Uh, Frank Gallagher. Loving husband, devoted father. Truly respected and cherished member of this community. He was a good friend and a good neighbor.. and he will be sorely missed. I just hope that in the afterlife... they treat him as kindly as he treated us. To Frank" Kevin finished raising his glass

"To Frank" Everyone said at once raising their glass and taking a drink

"Long trip back to Milwaukee" Rob said standing up, "You okay to drive?" his friend asked as Rob grabbed the keys from his pocket and tossed them to him

Aurora followed behind the two and locked the door, "Gonna take more than that to put out the lights of Frank Gallagher" Frank yelled out coming from behind a sign as everyone cheered

"Next round's on me. yeah!"

"I followed the light, and there was Jesus. He enveloped me in his arms. He was warm. Like... like the inner thigs of an overworked hooker" Frank nodded as Ian walked in

"Some of you were a little to eager to see me go. Dont think i dont know who you are. You're on the list, pal" Frank drunkenly added as he sat on the floor


"People ask me, Frank, why do you drink?" Frank sang as he was on the makeshift stage, "To get drink!" everyone sang cheering

"And why do you roll smoke?"

"To get high!"

"Why must you live out all those songs that you wrote" drank Frunk continued to drink

Lip and Aurora were in a corner making out they stopped when all the sudden they heard a loud bang, Frank had fell into the cord for the tv knocking it off of the wall

"Oh, fuck, Frank. Another TV?" Kevin groaned as Frank blew out the mini fire

"Im okay!" he said standing up before he laughed a little

"Fucking dumb ass" Aurora sighed leaning her head on Lip's chest, "My place?" Lip smiled kissing the top of her head

"Yeah, nice try" she smiled patting his chest, getting up and making her way to the bar to talk to Kev

"At least i tired!"

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