bau gc

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𝙱𝚊𝚞 𝙶𝙲 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍
𝙿𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝙳𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚔,𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜,  𝚓𝚓, 𝙷𝚘𝚝𝚌𝚑, 𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚎, 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛, 𝚢/𝚗, 𝚁𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒, 𝙶𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚗,

𝙶𝙲 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗

Spencer : why have you created this Garcia??

Penelope: so we can communicate outside of work obvs

Spencer : ok.

Hotch: what is with the name why is it so unprofessional

Gideon : hello hotch - Gideon

Elle: lmao he's signing of his texts we know its u old man

Derek : elleeeee

Elle: Derek 😐

Spencer : hello Elle, Gideon.

Elle: hi Spencer

Gideon : I'm not old. - Gideon

Elle: Spencer I'm gonna do it

Spencer: Elle.

Elle: 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝙶𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚗 calm down mom

Spencer : and there she goes

Gideon : I'm not your mom. - Gideon

Emily: pahahahha I'm dying (again)

JJ : em...

Hotch: wait Elle left the bau years ago why she in the GC

Y/n : calm your tits down and leve my wife alone hotchner 😡

Emily: OMG is she the one who left right before I came I heard so much about you Spencer talks about u a lot like a lot a lot

Spencer : Emily!

Y/n : EL EM MAYO

Elle: wifeyyyyy

Y/n : wifeyyyy (p.s. we need to meet up again)

Elle: we do I miss you

Emily: hahahaha Derek crashed his car again

Derek : Prentiss I will shag your mom 😭🧚‍♀️

Hotch: u really don't want to

Derek : how would you know 😱😱🤨

Hotch: I interned for her when I was in college

Spencer : damn

Emily: lmao I remember u let me peirce your ears

Y/n : NGL that sounds hot

Emily: was hot

JJ : Emily why are you cheating on me?? 😱😱 #depreshun #mywifeycheatedgoingbacktomyhusband

Derek : hotchniss confirmed tho 😭🧚‍♀️

Elle: he still had his ears pierced when I was at the bau did none of u realise

Spencer : I did

Emily: guys I was 19 it was a very dark point in my life I am now in love with women please allow this to be my redemption 🙂

Y/n : threesome?

Hotch: no I don't even remember me and Prentiss officially dating

Elle: nooo loml if ur going to have a threesome remove hotch and put me in his place