Boss fucker: haha hotch is so hungover imagine
Mega milf: same though
Hot chocolate: what if you just shut up and be quiet
Boss fucker: well we need to continue going on a bender so let's go 😍😍💃👯
Milf luvr: I want apple slices
Boss fucker: McDonald's let's gooo
𝙰𝚝 𝙼𝚌𝙳𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍'𝚜
Derek morgasm: yo wtf why is there so many things on the menu 🤩
Boss fucker: because England 🔛🔝
Hot chocolate: why are the large drinks the size of our small drinks
Milf luvr: cos Americans drink too much milkshakes
Boss fucker: spoken like a true slag 🤩🤩
Milf luvr: I'm a slut for JJ icl
Boss fucker: not even for me 😢😖😖 hotchypoo Emily is a booly
Derek morgasm: lesbians of the bau valid af
Hot chocolate: did u just call me hotchypoo 🧐
Boss fucker: your avoiding the problem here! Emily is a fat slag
Milf luvr: I may he a slag but I'm not a fat one 🥶🥶
Boss fucker: fat slag 😒
Derek morgasm: girls girls...
Hot chocolate: Derek shut up
Mom: why are yous bullying each other -Gideon
Boss fucker: out of love obvs
Vigilante justice: yea
Babygirl: where did hotch and y/n go
Hot chocolate: I've been dragged to a pub to watch newcastle play man United
Boss fucker: if newcastle lose I'm killing myself
Milf luvr: but Man U
Boss fucker: NUFC 🔛🔝
Derek morgasm: I only know Liverpool
Boss fucker: ew
Milf luvr: ew
Boy wonder: ew (man u supporter)
Babygirl: Derek ew
Vigilante justice: ew
Italian stallion: ew
Mom: ew -Gideon
Hot chocolate: ew
Mega milf: ew
Derek morgasm: damn didn't realise it was that deep
Boss fucker: u should support newcastle
Derek morgasm: fine
Milf luvr: tell me why I walked into the Wetherspoons hotch and y/n are in only to see y/n reject some guy there by kissing hotch
Babygirl: are they finally official
Hot chocolate: that never happened
Boss fucker: yes it did
Hot chocolate: it was just a kiss
Boss fucker: damn hurting my feelings boss man
Derek morgasm: ok 😭
Milf luvr: they texting like nothing happened but y/n sat with her head on his shoulder and his arm around her waists
Boss fucker: are you the police? No. So stop exposing me 🤬🤬
Italian stallion: Aaron really like y/n he tells me about her a lot
Hot chocolate: Dave 🤬
Mega milf: everyone is exposed 😮😮
Hot chocolate: Rossi needs to learn how to keep a secret
Boss fucker: no he doesn't. Rossi why don't you share with the class what has been said 🤩😃
Italian stallion: he talks about how much he likes you and how he wants a real relationship with you and hopefully one day you could be jacks step-mother and he cares about you a lot
Hot chocolate: David!! 🤬
Boss fucker: i-
𝙱𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚎𝚏𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚜
Milf luvr: they're kissing its disgusting
Derek morgasm: y/n isn't even in the GC anymore leave them alone for a bit
Milf luvr: never 😈
𝙷𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚜
Milf luvr: so are yous like actually dating now??
Hot chocolate: Prentiss
Milf luvr: hotchner
Hot chocolate: stfu
Boss fucker: can't two people just be really fucking close but not want a label!!
Hot chocolate: hate to be the bearer of bad news but we're being called back early there's a serial killer in Alabama
Boss fucker: no! I'm still drunk 😃😃
Hot chocolate: we have time they're sending the jet to newcastle airport in an hour so it won't be here until like 4am and we don't have to get on it until 6am
Boss fucker: fine 🙄🙄
Mega milf: love how shes so pissed she stole a tab from Reid 😭😭
Boy wonder: they were a new box
Boss fucker: boo whoo 🙄
Hot chocolate: we can all get some food then head back to the hotel to sleep have to be up early
Derek morgasm: finee
Vigilante justice: wait but what about me
Mom: and me -Gideon
Hot chocolate: yous can get the already booked flight cos we can't have elle on our jet she'd get arrested
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