bau gc

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Elle's wife: whys hotch kinda fine

Hotch: umm thanks

Elle's wife: shit forgot h were in this GC

𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚎'𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝟷 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝

Milf luvr: girl we all saw it already

Elle's wife: fuck off you slag

Derek: I agree y/n

Elle's wife: thank you!

Hotch: ummm

Jj: the boss isn't that fine Emily however 😏😏

Y/n's wife: Spencer tho 🥵🥵

Milf luvr: so everyones ignoring y/n secretly admitting their love for our boss

Spencer: 🦖 he's Cumming on your mother's grave

Milf luvr: ur called Spencer Reid not Oliver quick smh

Spencer : 🤠 he's yehawing himself off a cliff

Hotch: Reid my office now

Spencer: give me a minute to throw up 🥰

Hotch: eww

Elle's wife: can I take a nap in your office

Hotch: sure ig

Spencer: I want to commit a Hailey 🥰🥰

Hotch: no.

Spencer: the rooftop of the bau might take me out tonight 🥵🥵

Y/n's wife: what if I take you out

Spencer: ofc love <3333

Milf luvr: kinda gay

Derek: how 😭😭

Milf luvr: they're both bi

Jj: fags unite ❤

Elle's wife: I agree 🛐🛐

Hotch: y/n I thought u were sleeping

Elle's wife: im craving cuddles but have no one to cuddle unless your offering 😍😍

Hotch: ummmmm

Elle's wife: sorry I get like this when im tired 😭

Rossi: guys I brought a grill for work who wants a steak??

Hotch: one rare one medium

Rossi: why two different ones

Hotch: y/n has medium I have rare

Derek: can I have a rare one pls??

Hotch: acc save the medium one for later y/n is sleeping like actually now

Spencer: I'm fine thanks for offering 😊

Gideon: this is peoplewholeftthebauphobia - Gideon

Y/n's wife: real

Hotch: can u all shut up y/n's phone isn't on silent and if yous wake her up I'm gonna become an unsub

Milf luvr: why so protective

Hotch: have u ever had to deal with y/n when they just woke up

Milf luvr: umm yea if everyone could just get off their phones and do their work 🙂👍

Hotch: thanks

Rossi: umm why is y/n laying on hotch's chest asleep

Hotch: stfu now.

Milf luvr: that full stop was very passive aggressive

Jj: omg cute

Derek: wishing that was me 😖

Hotch: will never be you

Y/n's wife: I feel cheated on I thought I was y/n's wife not hotchicopter

Hotch: what's that supposed to mean

Y/n's wife: you know exactly what it means

Elle's wife: everyone shut the fuck up 🤬

Milf luvr: y/n ur literally getting cuddles from your boyfriend calm down

Hotch: not her boyfriend

Elle's wife: he has steak and I don't and it's not the steak I like cos he's a psychopath that has it rare

Hotch: Rossi can you get her a medium steak please

Rossi: sure 🙂

Elle's wife: thank you 🥰

Penelope: they're totally seeing each other