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Tw: Will lemon tango jr

Emily: just walked past hotches office he's sat there screaming the illicit affairs bridge tears streaming down his face I think he's having flashbacks to Hailey cheating on him

Derek : 😨😨

Elle: so real

Gideon: what happened to everyone when I left the team- Gideon

Elle: Gideon stfu u made Spencer sad when u left and we don't appreciate that behavior kys

Spencer : Elle 🙇🏼‍♂️🙇🏼‍♂️ (respectfully 👾)

Elle: tf that supposed to mean

Spencer : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Emily: Reid didn't ur girlfriend get killed in front of u

Emily: yea so don't be talking to my wifey like that

Spencer : bout to start taking dilaudid again 😋👾

Elle: womp womp

Derek : fruit salad yummy yummy 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️

Hotch: Morgan can you come up to my office real quick

Hotch: same with you Reid

Derek : why?

Derek : fuck you hotch I don't need a phsyc eval I did nothing

Hotch: your behavior constantly worries me

Spencer : I probably need one but I'm not going hotch sorry 👾

Derek : what behavior 🤬

Hotch: All of it. Both of you in my office. Now.

Jj : Emily come to the bathrooms 🥵

JJ : shit wrong chat

𝙹𝙹 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝟷 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎

Rossi: you have a husband jj

Rossi: I feel like Will needs to be aware of this it isn't fair

JJ : he been knew

JJ : y else would we divorce you dumb prick 🤩🤩

Y/n:



Rossi: yous are still married he literally picked u up yesterday

Jj: 🤬

Y/n : I feel funny, probably shouldn't have ate Emily's stash of brownies 🧚‍♀️

Spencer : 🧚‍♀️ she's tickling your toes

𝚁𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗

Will: jj is there something you want to tell me

Emily: YOU ATE MY BROWNIES

Y/n : yh srry em

Jj: yea



Will: you are pregnant with our child Henry is in the room with me and you can't take this seriously for one minute

JJ : we are litterly getting divorced and you already know why so why don't you piss off back to New Orleans

Will: how long have you been fucking around with Emily then and why was Elle calling you wifey

JJ : you know exactly how long I've been seeing Emily and Elle is one of my best friends?

Will: you know what I will go back to New Orleans and I'm taking Henry with me he deserves a mother not a whore

JJ : I'm not a whore you fucking bastard why do you feel the need to be such a dick all the time

Hotch: istfg lemontango you take Henry away from JJ I will have every single lawyer I know taking your slut shaming self to court ur so mad JJ left you for Emily maybe take a look in the mirror and have a deep long think of why she left you never have I seen you look at her with actual love in your eyes you only ever seem to care about her when you want to get in her pants you should be lucky you and JJ even crossed paths

JJ : wise words from a wise old man 😊

Will: Hotchner you don't get a say in what I do with my child stay out of this

JJ : we both know that I will get custody of my fucking kids and you will be lucky to get fucking visitation rights

Will: no I raised Henry you have been absent nearly his entire life you don't deserve children your just like your mother uncaring and unloving

JJ : excuse me? 🤨🤨

Emily: Lemon head you fucking dickhead JJ tries her fucking hardest every day she isn't at work she is with her son she does this job to make the world a safer place for him you sit on your arse do your work she has went through so fucking much and you don't care you know nothing about her sign the fucking divorce papers and if you want to take Henry away from her get a good fucking lawyer because we will have the best of the fucking best all teamed up ready to go against you so good fucking look you are not taking that boy away from the best mother I have ever met. You want to call her absent go for it but I know and absent parent when I see one my mother was the most absent parent you can find and I promise the whole world Jayje is nothing like her so shut your fucking mouth leave the group chat and try find a lawyer we won't already have with us

Penelope: PREACH

Derek : exactly what Emily said also you call JJ a white again those murder charges I was facing a while ago will become true she's like a sister to me and you don't want to be on the other side of things when someone fucks with my sisters u fucking prick

Spencer : GO OFF GIRLY!!

Will: I said till death do us part and I meant it good luck Emily apparently Jennifer doesn't understand what a promise is

JJ : you better count your fucking days because next time I see you you won't be getting away your a fucking cunt and I want you to know when I get the custody over my kids you won't be seeing them ever again

𝙷𝚘𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚏𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗

Gideon : well that was fun - gideon