Riddler Reveals

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(Jim Gordon sulked in his office and drank his coffee when a green flash lit up his computer)

Riddler: "Why hello there, Commissioner!"

Jim: "The hell?"

Riddler: "A lousy question to start us off with. I have a far superior one. Who is getting married at Wayne Manor this weekend?"

Jim: "Bruce Wayne? Hell if I care."

Riddler: "Oh I think you will once you hear who the maid of honor is...your lovely daughter Barbara."

Jim: "You're lying. She's out of town this weekend."

Riddler: "It would appear she is the one lying. Also you weren't entirely accurate about who is getting married. For the bride..is Catwoman...and the groom..."

Jim: "...Batman..."

Riddler: "A pleasure, James. I'll see you at the wedding."

(The screen flickers off)

(Jim picked up his phone)

Jim: "Fernandez? We've got a wedding to crash."

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