《Brendon's POV》
Alone. That's how I wake up. Sarah left me because of my reckless ways. So I started drinking. I loved Sarah more than anything. She was my life, we would always watch the presidents speeches on TV. That was our thing. The prostitutes I pick up never want to do that. They leave before I can talk to them. I'm going to tell you a secret. I'm in love with Barak Obama. He's beautiful. Absolutely amazing. But he's married. I heard that he had an affair with Joe Biden, but he said it was a rumor. Michelle is a bitch. I hope she dies, her and her health food shit. I don't mind that he has children, I'd be a good step dad. What am I talking about, he doesn't even know I exist.
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FanfictionBrendon urie, Extremely famous. He's always out getting drunk and partying. Barak Obama, the president of the United States. He's married with children. He's alone. Both of them are.
