I SHOULD KILL BARAK AHAHAH (I won't tell tho)
《Brendon's POV》
" how did he get into an accident?" "He was speeding down the highway and he got hit by another car trying to shift lanes." Right when she said that I hung up and drove to the hospital, leaving Ryan in his thoughts. On the way there this is gospel came on so I have to make a vine about that. It's not like the love of my life is dying, eh oh well. When I got to the hospital I dramatically burst through the doors and ran to the front desk. "Where is Barak Obama?" I asked "tøp floor room 6" the lady said. (See what I did there) i ran to the elevator and pushed the button. It seemed like it was taking five fucking hours so I just took the steps. Once I got to Baracks room I also burst into that door and I gasped "Ryan?" "What now? I told you he's mine" he said. What I was looking at is horrible. Ryan was sitting by Baracks chest petting his short hair. "Get your hands away from my man" I say, "make me" once he says that I get up and lunge at him grabbing his gay ass hair, he kicks me in the balls. As Ryan and I are fighting, gerard and frank come through the door with flowers. Gerard gasps and breaks us up. Frank just stands there being the boss ass bitch that he is. "Guys what the fuck?" Gerard exclaims "Ryan told me that he loves Barak but we all know that I've stalked him since he lived in Hawaii" I say "that's not true, Brendon. I have a shrine to him" Ryan says. "I bet my shines better" I say. "Shut the hell up in trying to watch Dora" frank sighs. "Sorry frank" Ryan and I say. Gerard is just standing there. "Hey guys, does it look like Barak moved?" He was now laying face down on the floor, he was perfectly stiff a second ago. "What do you think gee?" I say. As I said that Barak lets out a groan. "Ray, where's the check book?" He mumbles "the fuck" we all say, including frank. The doctor comes in and tells us all to go into the waiting room. We all sit in silence. The doctor comes in and tells us that Barack has waken up but he needs his rest. "Aye lmao, he's alive" I say.
Hey guys, it's me (no shit) I haven't been updating that much because I'm in the middle of moving from Ohio to Texas ;-; but besides that when ever I have freedom I will try and update. Thank you and have a spectacular day - Lima bean
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FanfictionBrendon urie, Extremely famous. He's always out getting drunk and partying. Barak Obama, the president of the United States. He's married with children. He's alone. Both of them are.
