The Albionic Chronicles Part 1

A Consequential Meeting

Bilo, a stranger in the bustling heart of London, took refuge in the welcoming chaos of a public house on Cheapside. The air was thick with the scent of ale and the cacophony of rowdy patrons. Being a seasoned sporting hooligan, Bilo felt right at home in such vibrant environs. With a confident swagger, he surveyed the room, his sharp eyes catching the flickering candlelight on the worn wooden tables. His fingers traced the curve of his intact left horn, a silent reminder of his otherworldly heritage.

A curious commotion stirred in the corner, like a tempest brewing in a distant sea. Intrigued, Bilo meandered through the labyrinth of mismatched tables and raucous laughter to investigate. There, seated on a dwarf-sized chair, was a stout figure with a blazing ginger beard—Sylvester Lakewood. Elves, humans, tieflings, other dwarves, and even half-orcs, for a moment, set aside their differences to unite in a peculiar show of disdain. The object of their collective scorn was Sylvester, adorned in regalia proudly proclaiming his allegiance to Albion's army. Despite his decorated past, he found himself the target of a scornful storm in the midst of camaraderie.

Choosing to stand on the fringe of the peculiar spectacle, Bilo refrained from partaking in the local custom, aware that the metropolis had its own set of unwritten rules. As the crowd gradually dispersed, leaving behind a trail of scattered mugs and lingering hostility, Bilo seized the opportunity to approach the diminutive, stocky figure who had weathered the storm.

With a hearty pat on his substantial gut, acquired through years of indulging in fish and chips, Bilo, in his thick accent, addressed the Irishman. "Wot's got ya in London, paddy?" he queried with a friendly grin. The diminutive Irishman, undeterred by the rough introduction, replied ina calm yet proud tone, "My name is Sylvester Lakeview, at your pleasure. After I was discharged honorably from His Majesty's wizarding corps, I couldn't bring myself to go back to the Eirish wilds, so I settled in London to try to seek my fortune."

The air, thick with the lingering tension of the recent commotion, now took on a new energy as the two unlikely companions found themselves entwined in the threads of fate. Bilo, the seasoned rogue, and Sylvester, the discharged wizard, stood on the precipice of an unforeseen partnership, their destinies about to converge in ways neither could have anticipated.

Bilo's laughter echoed through the tavern as he slapped his belly in a display of camaraderie. "That makes two of us, Sylvester! I was kicked outta my 'ometown, came on down with me horses 'an cart, and now I ain't got a clue in the world what to do," he confessed with a grin, the light glinting off his horns.

Intrigued by the mysterious Tiefling's line of work, Sylvester, with a furrowed brow, queried, "What does a man like you do for a living?" Bilo's response, delivered with another boisterous laugh, revealed the shadows of his past. "My ol' dad was a scammer, and when 'e died, I felt that I was more suited to muggin', 'ome invasions, and the like. My friends called me Burglar Bilo, and burgle I did."

Sylvester, with a subtles mirk that betrayed a mix of discomfort and curiosity, probed further, "Well, what do you have in mind, and why would you approach me, Mr. Bilo?" Without missing a beat, Bilo shot back ,his words carrying the weight of a proposition. "Bein' Irish and all, I am guessing you don't 'ave many friends in London. Seeing all y'er fancy medals and clothes, I figured you might be interested in a little job that a friendly burglar like myself was planning."

A heavy sigh escaped Sylvester's lips, acknowledging the grim reality of his limited prospects in London. Despite his reservations, he agreed to entertain Bilo's proposition, setting the stage for a partnership that would thrust them into the shadows of intrigue and clandestine pursuits. The Red Lion Inn witnessed the birth of an alliance, forged in the crucible of chance and necessity.

The Friendly Burglar, despite the vagueness that shrouded his plan, found an unexpected ally in Sylvester as they worked together to refine their daring scheme. The duo shared a mutual understanding of the bustling metropolis they now called home, recognizing London's status as the capital filled with foreign dignitaries. Though embassy buildings might not be treasure troves in the conventional sense, the individuals overseeing them were often of significant influence.  Families and nations would willingly empty their coffers to secure the release of such high-profile hostages.

The backdrop of war on the European continent provided the ideal stage for their audacious endeavor. With Albion embroiled in conflict, many embassies found themselves devoid of diplomats, while the remaining few were fortified against foreign interference. It was amidst this chaotic dance of geopolitical tensions that Bilo and Sylvester selected their target—the long-time ally of Albion, the once-great nation of Portuga.

As they delved deeper into the intricacies of their plan, the duo understood that the success of their venture hinged not only on the execution but also on the delicate balance of chaos and discretion. The shadows of the city became their allies, concealing their intentions as they prepared to navigate the perilous web of diplomacy and war.

With the dawn of a new day, Bilo and Sylvester embarked on a reconnaissance mission, meticulously surveying the embassy building that would soon become the canvas for their daring heist. The imposing structure was encased within a tall fence, guarded by watchful sentinels standing outside. The challenge seemed daunting, but Bilo revealed his secret weapon—a striped ferret named Fert, aptly named for the unique skills it brought to their clandestine endeavors.

Intrigued, Sylvester listened as Bilo explained his connection with Fert, a bond forged over the years that allowed the Tiefling rogue to see through the ferret's eyes. In response, Sylvester, with a mischievous glint in his eyes, reached into the depths of his trousers and produced a barn owl. "Begorrah," he proclaimed proudly, "I have a familiar too, goes by the name of the Owl Lady." The air crackled with magical energy as the two companions showcased their mystical allies.

Impressed by Sylvester's arcane companion, Bilo seized the opportunity to put Fert's skills to the test. With a nod and a gesture, he dispatched the striped ferret through the fence, relying on its nimble form to navigate unseen.  Fert, guided by Bilo's unseen influence, slipped through the opening door of the embassy, exploring the shadows within. Through Fert's keen observations, Bilo learned of a secretary, several closed doors, and a couple more guards concealed within the labyrinthine halls of the building.

Fert, the nimble striped ferret, continued its silent exploration, climbing the embassy's stairs with agile grace. As it ascended to the second floor, Bilo maintained his connection with the creature, eagerly awaiting the details it would uncover. The dimly lit corridor revealed sparse surroundings—nothing more than an office, a bathroom, and a lone figure immersed in diligent record-keeping.

Recalling Fert's findings, Bilo leaned in to share the intelligence with Sylvester. "The second floor holds little of interest, just an office, a bathroom, and some bloke buried in paperwork. It seems the real Ambassador is downstairs" he remarked, his voice a low murmur. The tiefling rogue's discerning eyes met Sylvester's, and an unspoken understanding passed between them. Patience and the cover of darkness would be their greatest allies in this intricate dance of thievery.

Agreeing with Bilo's assessment, Sylvester nodded. "Aye, best to bide our time until nightfall, when the shadows cloak our endeavors." With that, they silently retraced their steps, melting into the labyrinthine streets of London until they reached the familiar embrace of the Red Lion Inn.

The inn's warm glow welcomed them back as they entered, weary yet resolute. The duo settled into a quiet corner, the flickering candlelight casting dancing shadows on the wooden walls. With tankards in hand, they toasted to the success of their venture and the shadows that would shield their clandestine intentions.

 As the night enveloped the city in its inky embrace, Bilo and Sylvester took a well-deserved rest, knowing that the coming hours would demand both their cunning and camaraderie.