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Wrong number

Currently, I was lying on the couch in my dorm room searching for memes. Finding a hilarious one, I immediately knew I'd have to send it to a friend.

Yo, Lui. Wat wes Noglas # agn? :P

You idiot. You didn't write it down or something?

... No

XD

He sent me the number and I copied it, adding it to my contacts.

I laughed and inserted the cat meme into the message before pressing send.

...I need a life.

My phone vibrated in my hand, letting me know I had gotten a reply.

You wanna go, bitch?

Oh. I certainly do, bruh! Bring it on motherfucker.

I giggled as my Irish friend sent me a different cat meme, totally topping mine.

I sent another back. I could go on forever, they are literally filling up my phone.

I rose an eyebrow as I got another text from Lui.

Shit, wrong number. Sorry xD lol

My eyes widened.

-NEW MESSAGE-

I opened it, slightly embarrassed for no reason. This random person didn't know me, right? So why am I feeling so stupid for sending a stranger a cat meme?

Taking a drink of the vodka bottle next to me, I snorted looking at the photo.

"OW."

I was drinking -.-

Oops ;D

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

IT WAS ALCOHOL

...Are you even old enough to drink?

No shit, Sherlock.

Fuck off Watson.

NUUUU! JOHNLOCK FOREVERRR

NO WAY

YAS GIRL

...

Where have you been all my lyf?

College

Tell me aboot it

Well, its okay. I have a prof. We call 'Professor X'

Ha. Reference

YOU GOT THAT

YESH

I HAVE NO LIFE SO

NO WAY

ME TOO

*whispers* Johnlock~~~

I ship us now

Totally

Ohmygerd

I dont even know your gender xD

Killer Clown

NYCE. MY TYPE

Thank u mayn

MMMMMMMMMMMHHHMMM

MMMMMMMMMMHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM

YOU ARE NOW MY BEST FRIEND

k

...

...

Nothing else?

Well...

MMMHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

You are weird.

Im done talking to you

WHA

NU

CLOWN

CLOWN BB CUM BACK

I can cum ON your back ;)

...no

Psh, fine then

GET REJECTED

BITCH

BAI

WHUT NO IM SORREH CUM BACK

...

dont

Even

;~; y u make meh sho sad

...Hoodini

Nice awnser

Thank ya

Night

ITS ONLY 2 AM

THERE

YOU IDIOT

NOT EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROOND CANADA

...How the hell do you know where I live?

Your location is on

Bish

Technology

~~
Im tired guys. XD