H2OVanoss Shorts

Abc challenge? Idek

Sara... Sara you fucking asshole. You are so lucky I don't-I don't know what I'd do actually. I mean, I wouldn't hurt you, and I-

THE ABC CHALLENGE? HRM. OKAY THEN. EVEN THO I DONT KNOW HOW THIS WORKS HERE I FUCKING GO.

A- is for Anxiety. I am pretty much scared of everything, and everybody. I don't like going anywhere, I don't truat anyone. I fucking hate it, but I can't help it.

B- is for, uh... b-b-baaalloons? I dunno... Box? Bowl? Bat? BATCOON? YES. BATCOON.

C- ...Crap. Thats what I write.

D-Donald Trump is a fuck. Lynch hi-Uh. DICKS. YES. IVE WRITTEN ABOUT DICKS PENETRATING BUTTS. GAY BUTTS. YES.

E-Energetic? Even tho Im usually a lazy fuck? I dun knyo mayne. What the fuck am I doing? GODDAMMIT SARA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? XD

F-Im a fuck. A blonde-headed gecko loving emo piece of shit fuck. Yup.

G- I play games. Someone wanna play some Town of Salem with me? Please? ;~; Im so looooonely. Its so loooonely.

H- Hockey. I like hockey. Cant play tho, seeing as ICE SKATING IS HARD AF. (You can't say anything, Im from south Texas and we almost never get three inches of snow.)

I-Insignificant. Thats what I am, what I always will be. I've accepted it. I dont mind it. Its not like Im going to change anyones life with my writing, or help someone through shit. I can't even help myself.

J-Jacket. Cant go anywhere without it, no matter its hot af here.

K-Koo. Im so fucking koo you don't even kno, bruh. (Question bout that word? Its a reference. -Sigh- My fandoms are everywhere.)

L-Loser. Sam, I am.

M-Mother. Of so many. So many boys. -Heavy breath-
Vanoss, Tyler, Mini, Smarty, Chilled, Nogla, Moo, Takeda from MKX, and-

N-I like to drift off to my own world a lot. Almost like Narni but not? Lol

O-WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE?

P-Pickles. Pikachu. Penetration. Pineapple. Passive aggression. Pale.

Q- uhm. Quiet. I am very quiet. Its weird.

R-I run. I know I just said Im lazy but its true, both statements are true. Im just very confusing.

S-I pity Sylveon so much tbh. Like... you're trying to get an Umbreon, but you don't read up on the pokèmon shit and evolve your Eevee in the day-time, and you get an Sylveon instead of what you wanted, an Umbreon whom evolves at night. You try again, and the Sylveon goes where? Storage. WTF? Thats like having a son, and it coming out to you as a woman, and you yelling 'WHAT? NO. I WANTED A UMBREON NOT SOME GIRLY PINK THING. I DIDN'T RAISE YOU LIKE THIS.' And you know what? Sylveon evolves on love. Umbreon evolves on friendship. What the fuck does that tell you? Your Sylveon loved you alot before you disowned it. So I guess sympathetic?

T-I like trains.

U-THATS WHY YOU AND I, ENDED OVER U.N.I.

V-Uhm. Sometimes I feel like a vacuum. Someone who just wants all the attention, a selfish piece of shit, and usually Im right, but at the same time Im the opposite of an vacuum. Sometimes I have literally no emotions. None. At all. And I hate attention. Its just... -sigh-

W-WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT BUTT?

X-I think Deadpool should def be in every single fucking Marvel movie. Whether it be the X-Men, or Ironman, Idgaf.

Y-YODELAYEEEEEEEEEEEWHO?

Z-Uhm. Zzzzzzzzzinc?

Yeahp. Im done. And now I have to tag several people? OwO Oh god... I dont know if I KNOW that many people?! XD

Brookesmart
Sapphireous
fantasticfangirl7

Fuck it, Im only doing three cause Im too lazy to write another 'at' sign

I know you guys well enough to tag you, I believe... 0_0

(If you've already done it and I tagged you, ignore it and me please. Dont say anything about having already done it. Save me the embarrassment and social awkwardness, please.)