OFTEN (BOOK 1)

World's Most Epic Douchebag (M)

Hanni

How the hell I made it down those stairs without killing myself is beyond me. I ran out of there like I was on fire, leaving Ms. Kim alone in the stairwell slack jawed, clothes askew, and hair standing on end like she'd been molested.

Blowing past the café on fourteen, and clearing the final floor landing in a leap—no easy task in these shoes—I pushed open the metal door and leaned against the wall, panting.

What just happened? Did I just fuck my boss on the stairs? I gasped and my hands flew over my mouth. Did I order her to? Oh, Jesus. What the hell was wrong with me?

Dazed, I stumbled away from the wall and up a few flights into the closest restroom. I did a quick check under all the stalls to make sure they were empty and then turned the lock on the main door. As I approached the bathroom mirror, I winced. I looked like I'd been ridden hard and put out to dry.

My hair was a nightmare. All my carefully styled waves were now a mass of wild tangles. Apparently, Ms. Kim liked my hair down. I'd have to remember that.

Wait. What? Where the hell did that come from? I most certainly would not remember that. I slammed my fist on the counter and moved closer to inspect the damage.

My lips were swollen, my makeup smudged; my dress was stretched out and practically hanging on me, and I was once again missing my panties.

Son. Of. A. Bitch. That was the second pair. What was she doing with them, anyway?

"Oh, God!" I said, panicked. They weren't lying in a pile in the conference room somewhere, were they? Maybe she picked them up and tossed them aside? I should ask her to be sure. But no. I wouldn't give her the satisfaction of even acknowledging this . . . this . . . what was this?

I shook my head, scrubbing my face with my hands. God, I'd made a mess of things. When I came in this morning, I'd had a plan. I was going to walk in there, throw that receipt in her pretty little face, and tell her to shove it. But then she'd looked so goddamn sexy, and her hair stuck up like a neon sign screaming, Do Me, and I just lost all coherent thought. Pathetic. What was it about her that made my brain turn to mush and my panties wet?

This was not good. How was I going to face her without imagining her naked? Okay, well, not naked. I technically hadn't seen her completely undressed yet, but what I had seen caused a shiver to run through me.

Oh no. Did I just say "yet"?

I could quit. I thought about that for a minute but didn't like the way it felt. I loved my job, and Ms. Kim might be the world's most epic douchebag, but I'd dealt with that for nine months and—the last twenty-four hours aside—I had her figured out and could handle her like no other. And as much as I hated to admit it, I loved watching her work. She was an asshole because she was both supremely impatient and an obsessive perfectionist; she held everyone to the same standards she set for herself and didn't put up with anything but the best effort. I had to admit I'd always appreciated the expectation that I would perform better, work harder, and do whatever it took to get the job done—even if I didn't always love her methods. She really was a genius in the marketing world; her whole family was.

And that was the other thing. Her family. My dad was back home in North Dakota, and when I started as a receptionist while still in college, Matthew Kim had been so good to me. They all had. Minji's brother, Niki, was another senior executive and the nicest guy I'd ever met. I loved everyone here, so quitting was simply not an option.

The biggest issue was my scholarship. I needed to present my in-world experience to the scholarship board before I completed my MBA, and I wanted my thesis to be a powerhouse. It's why I stayed here: Minji Kim offered me the Papadakis account—the marketing plan for the multibillionaire land developer—which was a bigger project than anything my peers were working on. Four months wasn't enough to start somewhere new and have anything good to show for it . . . was it?