TRISHA PAYTAS STUCK IN AREA 51

Introduction

"WOOOO YAAHEHHE!!!"the crowd screams

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suddenly trisha feels a beam of light shine on her face. Then, thousands of cheering floptropicans looking at her. Trisha is standing on a stage gripping her microphone tightly with her sweaty hands. She gazes at her good luck charm on her wrist. it was gifted by her close friend mariah carey. tirsha looks at the crowd again. Shes about to prove the world that she is the fastest speaker in the entire state of alabama. Trisha prepares herself and takes a deep breath. Its now or never. She starts talking. The first few words were intelligble but as she continues speaking faster her first soon start becoming into a jumbled mess. At this point trisha is just freestyling. not caring whether or not whats shes saying are actually words. But the crowd seems to buy it and when she finishes talking to whole crowd erupts in cheering. Trisha looks around with a huge smile. 

Its just another day of trishas life.

Trisha is sitting on a chair in the backstage area drinking a bottle of piss. She is sifting through the mail that she has gotten. She takes her fans very seriously and she makes sure to respond to every one of them. jkjk. But out of all the mails only one of them caught her eye. It was a red and gold envelope. She opened the envelope and took out the little piece of paper tucked inside it. the paper read as followingdear trisha get your ass to this not suspicous place in the middle of the desert -----) enter adress here.15th of february. if u want a bucket of goldWe hope to see you in our ceremonyxoxo gossip girlTrisha yelped out loud alongside her chihuahua in her murakami handbag. She got up jumped excitedly. even her H cup boobies werre jiggling around out of excitement Trisha picked her dog up and kissed it but not in a weird way ok?. This was TOTALLY gonna be an exciting week.-