Inosuke: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter "s".
Tanjiro: looks over at Zenitsu and Nezuko Tanjiro: Is it "sexual tension"?
Nezuko: Inosuke! I can't do this stupid math!
Inosuke: What's the math problem?
Nezuko: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope we don't multiply.
Zenitsu, covering Tanjiro's ears, while Inosuke smacks Nezuko upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth. (A.N. this one killed me)
Zenitsu: It's Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Nezuko: Merry crisis.
Tanjiro: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
Inosuke: Hoe hoe hoe.
Zenitsu: Guys, please.
Nezuko: I love you.
Zenitsu: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
Nezuko and Zenitsu kiss passionately
Inosuke, to Tanjiro: You owe me 20 bucks.
Tanjiro, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Zenitsu: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Nezuko: I personally was created in a lab.
Inosuke: I just straight up spawned lol.
Inosuke: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Tanjiro?
Tanjiro: Zenitsu, easily.
Zenitsu, laughing: What the fuck, man.
Tanjiro: Well, Nezuko would be too easy. They'd probably be into it.
Nezuko, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?
Zenitsu: How do I ask someone out?
Tanjiro: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.
Zenitsu: No!
Nezuko: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
Zenitsu: Stop!
Inosuke: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.
Zenitsu: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
Inosuke: Hey guys I just found a new song I really like-
Nezuko: Is it about death?
Inosuke: No.
Tanjiro: Is it about drugs?
Zenitsu: Is it about sex?
Inosuke: NO- it's about happiness and peace and-
Nezuko, Tanjiro, and Zenitsu: ...
Nezuko: Alright, what pizza toppings should we order?
Zenitsu: Anchovies and pineapple.
Inosuke: I like beets!
Tanjiro: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza?
Nezuko: I'm disowning all of you.
Nezuko: This food is too hot... I can't eat it.
Zenitsu: You're very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: silence
Inosuke: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Tanjiro: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
Inosuke: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Zenitsu: Milfs.
Tanjiro: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Inosuke: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Nezuko: Mom in late forties, dad in late forties.
Nezuko: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Tanjiro: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Inosuke: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Inosuke: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Nezuko: Oh, is it not mom in late forties?
Zenitsu: What? No! It isn't!
Nezuko: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Tanjiro: Nezuko...
Nezuko: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Tanjiro: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Nezuko: INOSUKE, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Inosuke: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Zenitsu: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Tanjiro: Y'all are dumbasses.
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