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Alastor: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Charlie:
Charlie: I'm gonna tell them.
Niffty: Don't you dare.

Angel: Christmas is cancelled.
Husk: You can't cancel a holiday.
Angel: Keep it up, Husk, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Husk: What does that mean?
Angel: Vaggie, take New Year's away from Husk.

Niffty: Hewwo.
Charlie: Hihiiiiii!
Alastor: Greetings, Humans.
Husk: Three kinds of people.
Vaggie : I want pudding.
Niffty: Four kinds of people.
Angel: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Husk: Five kinds of people.

Charlie: So, does everybody understand?
Niffty: Yep!
Husk: I don't think we're on the same page.
Vaggie : I don't think we're in the same book.
Alastor: I'm personally on a kindle.
Charlie: ...I'll take that as a yes.
Niffty: Was I supposed to read something????
Angel: I'd rather watch the movie, thank you.

 Niffty: Dumbest scar stories, go! 

Charlie: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Alastor: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Vaggie : I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Husk: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Angel:
Angel: I have emotional scars.

Vaggie : If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier. 

Vaggie : Violently practices.
Husk: Violently studies.
Alastor: Violently sleeps.
Angel: Violently shoots pictures.
Niffty: Violently boxes.
Charlie: Violently murders people.
Alastor: Violently worries about the previous statement. 

Niffty: I CAN'T DO IT!
Charlie, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Niffty: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Alastor: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Niffty:
Niffty: I appreciate it,
Niffty: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Vaggie : Niffty-
Niffty: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Husk: Niffty we gotta-
Niffty: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Niffty: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Niffty, motioning to Angel: NOT FUCKING THIS

Charlie: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!
Niffty, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Angel, deadpanning at Niffty: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

Vaggie : I'm the smartest person in my friend group.
Alastor: You hang out with Charlie, Niffty, Angel, and Husk.
Alastor: It's not as high a compliment as you think.

 Husk: Just be yourself. 

Alastor: Really? Husk, I have one day to win over Charlie's parents.
Alastor: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Angel: Couple of weeks.
Niffty: Six months.
Vaggie : Jury's still out.
Alastor: See Husk? 'Just be yourself,' what kind of garbage advice is that?! (A/N I love how canon this would be( 

Vaggie : You know, when Charlie comes over, Niffty can get a little...
Angel: Psycho?
Husk: Scary?
Alastor: Drunk?
Vaggie : All three.

 Alastor: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? 

Alastor: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Husk: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
Vaggie : Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Niffty: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
Angel: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
Charlie: I hate you guys so much.

 Husk: If you got arrested what would be the charges? 

Angel: Theft.
Niffty: Disturbing the peace.
Vaggie: Aggravated assault.
Alastor: Arson.
Charlie: All of the above. In that order, probably.

Charlie: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Niffty: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Angel: More or less, I guess...
Vaggie: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Alastor: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Husk: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!

Niffty: Rules are made to be broken.
Vaggie: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Alastor: Uh, piñatas.
Angel: Glow sticks.
Charlie: Karate boards.
Husk: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Niffty: Rules.
Vaggie: