Unexpected Journey Of KarEena

kushal grihini (3rd challenge)

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Continued from previous part....

Everyone is in worship and after worship PJ speaks to everyone.

Pj: ab sab log aa gaye hain toh Shiveena.

Shiveena: ji.

Pj: toh Aaj hai tisra taste.

Shiveena: aaj.

Pj: ha.

Just then PJ brings two bundles of Rs 10000 each and gives them to Shiveena and says.

Pj: ab inn pasion mein se tum dono ko ghar ke rashan se leke rajai tak zaruri saman kharidna hai.
Jisse hume pata chale ki tum dono mein se kushal grihini kaun hai?

Nm: na hi isme se tum dono ko khariddari karni hogi balki ghar ki saaf safai se leke takiya (pillow), chadar (blanket) aur yaha Tak ki kalin use bhi saaf RAKHNA hoga.

Sb: aur iske saath saath tino time ka khana bhi banana hoga wo bhi saare kaam ke saath.

Hm: ji.

Pj: aur tension mat lo ye challenge ek mahine tak ka hoga aur jiske pass last mein jitne paise bachenge wo hi iss pratiyogita ko jitega.

Sp (in attitude): saat vachan mein se ek vachan maine jeeta hai aur aage ke saare vachan bhi main hi jitungi.

Sb (smile): bilkul.

Hm (in mind): chahe kuchh bhi ho jaaye ye tisra vachan kisi bhi halat mein jitna hi hoga.
Chahe iske liye hume saam, daam, Dand, bhed hi kyon na apnana pad jaaye.

And then everyone has breakfast and goes to their work.

Next day

Didi jaldi Karo jaana hai.

A man is shouting and then Shivani says.

Sp: Teri didi nhi aane wali tu Jaa.
Late ho rha hai na chl chl foot.

Hm: do minute bhaiya hum aa rahe Hain.

Sp: aa Teri didi ka do minute na do ghanta hai. (And laugh)

Then Haseena came and she goes to near of man and ask.

Hm: das kilo rui (cotton) hai na.

Man: ji didi ji.

Hm: kitne ka hai.

Man: 3000 didi ji.

Tabhi HASEENA apne purse se paise nikalti hai aur uss Aadmi ko dete huye kahti hai.

Hm: ye lijiye aapke 3000 rs.

Ye dekhkar SHIVANI binni se kahti hai.

Sp to binni: 3000 bata binni...duniya mein na bewakufon ki na koi Kami nhi hai. Jo rui ko log 3000 mein kharid rahe Hain maine same to same rui 1500 mein kharibi. (And laugh)

Man to sp: behan ji aapki kharibi huyi rui mein aur isme bohot gunvatta (quality) ka fark hai.

Sp: pahli baat toh main Teri bahen nhi hu.
Aur dusri baat gunvatta ka bohot phark hai mujhme aur meri rui mein bohot zyada gun hai.

Hm to man: bhaiya unki rui halki hai iska matlab wo 9 rajai puri nhi bna payengi. Isse hume kya phark padta hai.
Ab apna kaam kijiye aap jaiye aapse kuchh kaam hoga toh hum aapko call kar denge.

Man: ji namste didi ji.

And then the man goes away and then Shivani comes to Hasina and says.

Sp: main soch Rahi thi ki tujhe aagah kar du tujhe 9 rajai banane ki koi zarurat nhi hai Mera aur krish ka toh ek hi rajai mein kaam ban jaayega.
Isliye tu 8 rajai bana. Thik hai mujhe lga main Teri thodi bohot madat (help) kar du toh acchha rahega.

Hm: SHIVANI hume Aisa lag raha hai na ki tum ginti (counting) mein thodi kamjor ho.

Sp: are nhi...nhi... Mera maths bohot acchha hai binni se puchh le.

Hm: achha phir to tum malaika ko iss Ghar ka member nhi manti na.

Sp: nhi woh toh meri maa saman hai.

Hm: maa saman hai phir bhi unko count nhi Kari. Kyonki agar Malaika ko count karogi tum to phir toh tumhari rajai Kam padne wali hai.

Sp: acchha nhi to. (And smile)

Hm: ye billu kaha rah gya.

Then Hasina calls Billu.

On call

Hm: billu...billu bola tha na machine lekar aao dhunne waali kyo nhi lekar aaye abhi Tak Ghar par?

Bc: ...........

Hm: Are ha humne socha tha ki hum uss dhunne Wale ko yaha bulayenge lekin...lekin agar hum Machine rent par lenge toh humko sasti padegi.
Aur tunhe kya har baat bataye hum.
Ab jaldi se lekar aao fatafat.

Bc: ............

Hm: thik hai....ok...ok...chalo.

And she disconnected the call.

Then Shivani starts troubling Haseena by imitating a monkey, then Haseena says.

Hm: pagal wagal ho gyi ho kya tum?
Kya ho gya hai tumhe? (Shockingly)

Then sp laughs and said.

Sp: nhi nhi ye main nhi hu.
Ye to tu hai.

Hm (shockingly): hum kaise ho skte hai?

Sp: main samjhati hu.
Jaise Bandar (monkey) nakal karta hai waise tu bhi meri nakal kar rahi hai.
Are jaise mere paas machine hai to tu bhi machine manga Rahi hai.
To main tujhe bulaungi nakalchi bandar are nhi...nhi...nhi...main tujhe nakalchi bandar nhi nakalchi bandriya bulaungi.
Meri bandriya sautan. Jab dekho tab meri nakal karti rahti hai originality ka zamana hi nhi hai.
Mere naam ko dekh.

Then Shivani goes to her board and continued.

Sp: my dear name main janti hu tujhe ek aur point chahiye don't worry iss baar bhi main hi jitungi.
Aur tujhe ek aur point mil jayegi.
(And smile)

Hm (in mind): hume kuchh toh idea lagana hi padega jisse ye SHIVANI ka acchhe se band baje.

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