Summary: When Millie and Striker's ex-girlfriend is caught...having feelings for Blitzo, things sure do happen.
Trigger Warning: Contains attempted sexual assault.
A few weeks later, Moxxie and Millie have teached Blitzo how to form sentences and taught him different words.
Blitzo wakes up and hears a song blaring.
He goes out and sees Moxxie dancing to...
*Soundtrack: Give Me All Your Luvin' - Madonna (featuring Nicki Minaj and M.I.A)*
Moxxie then sees Blitzo and panics, turning off the song.
Moxxie: Shit! Uh...please don't tell Millie.
Blitzo: ...Okay, Da- I mean, Moxx?
Moxxie nods, but when Blitzo turns away, Moxxie gains puppy eyes and grins cutely.
Millie, Mikey, and Max come out and sit down, eating eggs.
Moxxie: *to Millie* Morning dear, *to Mikey* joey, *to Blitzo* goat, *to Max* and kitten!
Everyone else says good morning back. However, Moxxie stares sadly at a fifth seat.
Billie...
Millie puts her hand on her husband's shoulder.
Moxxie: So, any plans for today?
Mikey: Finding Billie.
Millie: Same and killin' assholes.
Max: Going to a party with Kyle and Sharon.
Blitzo: ...I was abducted by Robo-Fizz at Loo Loo Land.
Millie: *Concerned* What?! Did he hurt you?!
Blitzo: *Uncertain* No, but he spoke about me being familiar and someone he referred to as The Other, likely a girl. I don't know what to do, but I need to know what he meant.
Moxxie: Well, we can do that later. Because we gotta go to work.
****
In the van, as Striker speeds up, he sings.
Striker: You were the spicy little (uh) demon with the bleach blonde hair! / Fiendin' for your semen when I caught that stare! / Thought it might be love, but you went-
Moxxie: Striker, turn it down!
Striker: Well, if you think it's too loud, you're old!
Millie: Uh, Moxx and I are younger than you!
Blitzo telekinetically turns it off.
Striker: Aww, dammit! Well, we're here anyway.
They go into the elevator, where Millie sees the door spray-painted with the initials V.M.
Millie: Wait, that ain't who I think it i-
Verosika: Mills?
Millie: Wait, V?!
Verosika is surprised to see Millie as they hug, and Millie shakes hands with Wally Wackford.
Mikey: *Happily* Wilson, Vortex!
Wilson and Vortex: *Happily* Mikey!
They fist bump and hug.
Mikey: Hey Tex, where are your parents?
Vortex: *Looks down sadly* Well...
Wilson: *whispers* He found them dead. Ripped open like a big wild animal ripped them apart.
Mikey becomes concerned and comforts Vortex.
Millie: So, whatcha doin' here?
Wally: Oh, Verosika's doing advertisin' for a very successful company.
Then, Verosika spots Striker and scowls.
Verosika: Ugh, Striker...
Striker: *growls* Verosika. I knew I could smell fish from another mile away, but the nearest ocean is three rings down!
Verosika: *Bitterly* And I should've known you'd be here by all the amber alerts.
Blitzo: What's an Amber Alert?
Moxxie: For...*sighs* child abductions...
Verosika: *Pats Millie's back and smiles* I believe you'll find him, ex-sweetheart.
Then, she sees Blitzo and gains hearts in her eyes, grinning.
Verosika: *Cutely* Aww, who's this little cutie?
Millie: That's, uh, Blitzo...he was raised by humans.
Striker: *Sighs, realizing she is attracted to Blitzo* Oh fuck...Verosika, hands. Off!
Verosika: *Angrily hisses like a cat* Why don't you make me, fuck stain?!
Millie: Guys, no! Bad ex-girlfriend! Bad boss who also dated ex! Bad!
Verosika and Striker relent, but still glare at each other.
Blitzo: I'm gonna, uh, go play some games.
Moxxie: Okay.
Blitzo walks away as Verosika looks at him, licking her lips.
****
Blitzo goes to a room, playing a song.
*Heat of the Moment - Asia*
He moves his head to the beat, before Verosika's voice is heard.
Verosika: So, you're Blitzo?
Blitzo is startled and yelps.
(WARNING: The following has nudity, and might be a trigger for those who are victims of sexual assault)
Verosika: Woah, calm down. I just...like you...
Blitzo: Moxxie said I shouldn't talk to strangers.
Verosika: Well, his wife knows me. And I'm sure you would like to as well...
She then gets naked.
Blitzo stares at her breasts and starts blushing, as Verosika walks over, smiling.
Blitzo: Wait, w-what are you doing?
Verosika: Come on, sugar, you know you want to...
Striker bursts in angrily.
Striker: ALRIGHT, BITCH! THAT'S IT!! I WILL NOT LET YOU ASSAULT MY INTERN! I challenge you to a fuckin'...challenge!
Verosika: Oh, a demon duel? *Smirks deviously* Bring it on...bitch.
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