Y/n: Don't worry, i got a plan.
Phantom Virus: Alright.
Y/n: TraitorSayWhat?
Riley: Excuse me?
Y/n: What?
Phantom Virus: ......
Y/n: ...No wait-
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Y/n: What do you think Phantom will do for a distraction?
Riley: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what i would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Riley: ...Or they could do that.
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Y/n: Hey, Phantom?
Phantom Virus: Yes?
Y/n: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Phantom Virus: ......Where's Riley?
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Y/n: You have to apologize to Riley.
Phantom Virus: Fine...unf### you, or whatever.
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Riley: *Holding a python* Guys? I impulsively bought a snake. What do i name him?
Y/n: You did WHAT-
Phantom Virus: William Snakespeare.
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Phantom Virus: Come on, i wasn't that drunk last night.
Riley: You were flirting with Y/n.
Phantom Virus: So, what? They're my partner.
Riley: You asked them if they were single.
Phantom Virus: ......
Riley: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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Y/n: Phantom and i were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.
Riley: *Sighing* What did Phantom do?
Y/n: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Phantom Virus: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Y/n: Phantom and i don't use pet names.
Riley: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Y/n: Honey?
Phantom Virus: Yes, dear?
Y/n: ......
Riley: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Y/n: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Riley: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Phantom Virus: Smad.
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Dylan: Who thinks i can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Riley: You're a hazard to society.
Phantom Virus: And a coward. DO 20!
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Riley: Here's a fun christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but, instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Y/n: Riley no-
Phantom Virus: Mistlefoe.
Y/n: Please, stop encouraging her.
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Y/n: *Holding a bottle* Is this whisky or perfume?
Phantom Virus: *Chugs entire bottle* ...It's perfume.
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Y/n: So, what's for dinner?
Phantom Virus: *Staring at the food they just burnt* Regret.
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Y/n: I've already sent good vibes your way...they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Phantom Virus: This is the most threatening way i've ever been cheered up.
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Phantom Virus: BEHOLD! The field in which i grow my f####! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Phantom Virus: Fool me once, i'm gonna kill you.
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Phantom Virus: You wanna see how hardcore i am? *Punches wall* ......Take me to the hospital.
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Phantom Virus: What doesn't kill me should run, bEcAuSe NoW i'M f###### p#####.
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Phantom Virus: If i'm really as evil as you say i am, then have the gods strike me down where i stand. *Lightning strikes Phantom* Ha! Nice try, Jacka##! Next time, give it your A-game!
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Phantom Virus: *On the phone to Y/n* So, no head? *Throws phone and breaks skateboard*
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Y/n And The Phantom Virus's Big Book Of Incorrect Quotes.
FanfictionJust a book filled with every incorrect quote you can think of with Y/n and yours truly, the Phantom Virus himself. Y/n is female in this book. ❌No RP's on this book.❌
