Y/n: This food is too hot...i can't eat it.
Phantom Virus: You're very hot, and i'll still eat you.~
Everyone At The Table: *Silence*
Dylan: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Riley: One dinner...i just want ONE DINNER!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dylan: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Riley: I sleep with a knife.
Phantom Virus: Both of you are pathetic.
Dylan: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Phantom Virus: Y/n.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dylan: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter "s".
Riley: *Looks over at Y/n and Phantom* Is it "sexual tension" ?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Y/n: *Looking through her clothes* Has anyone seen my top?
Riley: Phantom's in the kitchen.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Y/n: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs?
Phantom Virus: Erm...it's nice to see your smile when you win.
*Later*
Y/n: They're probably just staring at my a##, aren't they?
Riley: Yeah, probably.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Y/n: *Is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Phantom Virus: Like it slips on and off really easily.
Y/n: ......
Phantom Virus: No, i didn't mean it like that-
Riley: We know what you meant.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Y/n: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, i'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Phantom Virus: ......I'm gonna tell her.
Riley: Don't you dare.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Y/n: Go f### yourself.
Phantom Virus: *Smugly* Sure, but only if you watch.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Phantom Virus: As top in this relationship, i think we should-
Y/n: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Phantom Virus: Stay foxy.
Y/n: Die lonely.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Y/n: Well, Phantom and i finally did it!
The Rest Of The Squad: *Gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Y/n: That's right...we kissed!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Riley: What's your body count?
Phantom Virus: Do you mean s## or murder?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Y/n: It doesn't have a bone.
Phantom Virus: Then why is it called a boner?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dylan: Phantom, you'll be working with Y/n and Riley.
Phantom Virus: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone Else: *Blank stares*
Phantom Virus: ...Of people on a team.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Phantom Virus: *Writing in a letter* I'm going to kick...your...a##. THERE. Now send it.
Dylan: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
Phantom Virus: JUST DO IT!
*Later*
Riley: So what does it say?
Y/n: *Reading the letter* They say they're going to "lick my..."
Riley: ......
Y/n: ......
Riley: Gross.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dylan: What did Phantom do this time?
Riley: More like WHO did Phantom do this time?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Phantom Virus: *Gardening* Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Riley: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Riley: Here you go.
Phantom Virus: ......
Riley: ......
Y/n: Why am i here?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Phantom Virus: Sorry i'm late, i was doing things.
Y/n: Hi, i'm "things".~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Phantom Virus: Dom or sub?
Y/n: I guess domino's, since i don't go to subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Phantom Virus: I'm doing what i can to jog your memory.
Y/n: It's jogging, i guess. It's tiddies are jiggling a bit.
Phantom Virus: Nice.
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Y/n And The Phantom Virus's Big Book Of Incorrect Quotes.
FanfictionJust a book filled with every incorrect quote you can think of with Y/n and yours truly, the Phantom Virus himself. Y/n is female in this book. ❌No RP's on this book.❌