Phantom Virus: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND. I AM ANGRY-
Y/n: Awww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug.~
Phantom Virus: W-what? NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Riley: *Recording* This is so cute.
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Y/n: Hey, check out my Spongebob umbrella! *Opens her umbrella while indoors*
Riley: Y/n, that's bad luck...
Y/n: Chill out, Riley!
Phantom Virus: *Kicking down the door* WHO SUMMONED ME??
Y/n And Riley: *Screams*
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Y/n: *Pointing to Phantom's empty room* YOU LET THEM ESCAPE??
Dylan: I WAS ON BREAK!
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Riley: *To Y/n* First rule of battle, little one...don't ever let them know where you are.
Phantom Virus: *Shooting out of frame* WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME? YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! WHOO-HOO!
Riley: 'Course, there's other schools of thought.
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Riley: We all have our demons.
Y/n: *Grabbing Phantom* This one's mine.
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Phantom Virus: WHO ATE MY BREAD?? I'M GOING TO F###### K-
Y/n: I did?
Phantom Virus: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today, Y/n. *Walks away*
Y/n: They're gone, Dylan.
Dylan: *Coming out the closet with bread stuffed in his mouth* Twankh uh!
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*Y/n is casually searching around the room*
Riley: Hey, Y/n, what're you looking for?
Y/n: My will to live.
*Phantom walks into the room*
Y/n: Oh, there it is.
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Riley: You wanna fight?? You got one!
Y/n: Okay! *Raises fists*
*Phantom runs in, scoops Y/n up in their arms, and runs away carrying her*
Riley: ...What?
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Y/n: *Staring at Phantom in a cage* ...Why are they in a cage?
Riley: Because they growled at me.
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Dylan: Bet you can't eat 15 crayons!
Phantom Virus: Bet you i can!
Y/n: *Sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
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Y/n: I'm telling you, my team is competent.
Dylan: *Rushing in* Y/n! Phantom tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
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*The squad is on a hike*
Y/n: It's beautiful out here.
Riley: And quiet.
Y/n: Too quiet.
Riley: Did we lose someone?
*Cut to Phantom with a bear in a headlock*
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Y/n: What are you writing?
Phantom Virus: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Riley: *Looking over Phantom's shoulder* This just says "f### around and find out" in calligraphy.
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Phantom Virus: Tell Andrew off, Y/n! Assert yourself!
Y/n: That's my ice cream!
Phantom Virus: Good! Now let him have it!
Y/n: *Handing Andrew the ice cream* Here, you can have it.
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Phantom Virus: *Out cold on the ground*
Y/n: Oh my god, do you think they're okay??
Riley: *Holding a bucket of ice water* Who cares?? *Dumps all of the water on Phantom's face*
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Dylan: Can i get a waffle?
Y/n And Bill: *Fighting and yelling at each other*
Dylan: Can i p l e a s e get a waffle?
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Riley: *To Y/n* You know, Phantom can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching. *Blows airhorn at Phantom* GET F#####!
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Bill: I have an army.
Y/n: We have a Phantom.
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Y/n: *Talking on the phone* Remember how i said that Phantom and i were gonna have a calm night out for once?
Riley: Yeah...
Y/n: Well, we're in jail.
Riley: *Hangs up*
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*The squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting*
Y/n: *Walks in and sits on Phantom's lap*
The Squad: ......
Riley: Why are you sitting there?
Y/n: There's no free seats!
Riley: But we made sure there was enough room for-
Phantom Virus: *Hugs Y/n tightly* There are no free seats.
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Y/n And The Phantom Virus's Big Book Of Incorrect Quotes.
FanfictionJust a book filled with every incorrect quote you can think of with Y/n and yours truly, the Phantom Virus himself. Y/n is female in this book. ❌No RP's on this book.❌
