Y/n: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Phantom Virus: Heck.
Y/n: You're on thin f###### ice. Oh no-
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Y/n: Didn't you die??
Bill: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.
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Y/n: This is a bad idea.
Phantom Virus: Then why are you coming along?
Y/n: Someone has to get your injured a## home.
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Y/n: This is a very powerful artefact. You'd be messing with some forces we don't fully understand.
Phantom Virus: That sounds like a dare to me.
Y/n: Oh my god-
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Phantom Virus: *Types in Y/n*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Phantom Virus: How f###### DARE YOU-
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Phantom Virus: *Carrying a box* What would you say if i, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?
Y/n: ...What's in the box?
Phantom Virus: What woul-
Y/n: Phantom, what's in the box?
Phantom Virus: I think you know.
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Y/n: You spent all our money on THIS??
Phantom Virus: *Putting tiny raincoats on ducklings* They live outside. They need this.
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Y/n: I am going to need you to swear-
Phantom Virus: F###.
Y/n: ......Swear as in promise.
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Phantom Virus: *Taping a knife onto a roomba* Be free, my child.
Riley: *Entering the room with a small cut on her ankle* Who the f-
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Y/n: Phantom...why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Phantom Virus: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Y/n: ......I wrote sanitize, Phantom.
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Y/n: *Throwing a pokeball at Phantom* Phantom? I choose you!
Phantom Virus: *Not looking up from their book and catching it* You need an ultra ball to catch this legendary pokemon.
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Phantom Virus: *On the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he'll talk, i'm at a parent-teacher conference. *Hangs up* Anyways, you said C/n is enjoying finger-painting! That's great!
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Y/n: Phantom, i don't think i can handle any more of your tomf###ery.
Phantom Virus: Oh, yeah? Well, i can keep going until you're all tomf###ered out.
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Phantom Virus: Hey, Y/n? I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos. Oh, no, where did it go?
Y/n: PHANTOM, WHAT THE F###??
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Bill: You're alive.
Y/n: No need to sound so disappointed.
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Y/n: Phantom, no.
Phantom Virus: Phantom, yes.
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Phantom Virus: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while i work, so instead i have Y/n periodically send me texts saying "we need to talk" . It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear i need to keep going.
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Y/n: I can't believe we have to be stuck in this room together!
Phantom Virus: *Swallowing the key* Truly unfortunate.
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Y/n: Your smile looks forced.
Phantom Virus: That's because it is.
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Phantom Virus: Hey there demons, it's me, ya boi.
Y/n: Phantom, NO!
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Y/n And The Phantom Virus's Big Book Of Incorrect Quotes.
FanfictionJust a book filled with every incorrect quote you can think of with Y/n and yours truly, the Phantom Virus himself. Y/n is female in this book. ❌No RP's on this book.❌
