Shayne : "*closes Damien's door for him* *gets in front seat*"
Shayne: "Alright, and we're off. Sure looks like a nice day for a drive, today of course being, June 28, 1914, at around 10:45 AM in the morning?"
Damie: "*moment of silence, slaps thigh in understanding*"
Shayne: "Wouldn't you agree, ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND OF AUSTRIA"
Shayne: "Oh hey look, a teenager! What's he pulling out? What's he got? It's a yoyo, this in an alternate timeline, where you were never assassinated, thus resulting in WW1 never happening!"
Shayne: "leading to a one world government, lead by none other than, you guessed it, Mathew Parry"
Shayne: "Fortnite is really educational, for instance, I've learnt that 12-year-olds are mean"
Shayne: "*holding an Ouiji board staring at the sky* Dad?............."
off-screen: "He's not answering"
Tim: "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY"
Shayne: "We now return to *horse noise*"
Shayne: "With a unicorn mask on his head* *screams*"
Damien: "Hello Courtney! I'm your biggest.....stalker. You have my favourite blood type, which is.......none"
Shayne: "Hi! I'm Shayne Topp from Disneys so random, and you're watching! The Disney channel!.....
Shayne: "*puts his wand to Damien's throat*"
Shayne: "All right everybody be cool, Empty out the registers and I need to make a call to my ex-wife Karen. GET MY WIFE ON THE PHONE! Get the cash! All the cash from the registers now!"
Shayne: "Be cool, be cool. I'm Shayne Topp from Disney so random. I WILL ICE, EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM, I WILL ICE THEM. Shake it up is next"
Damien(?): "NOAH AND IAN, YOU LOOK LIKE A BEFORE AND AFTER SMOKING CRACK COCAINE, I JUST CAN'T TELL WHICH DIRECTION"
Shayne: "Hi! I'm 👹cLARISSA👹and I'm gonna teach you how to make 👹FRIENDS👹"
Shayne: "First step on how to make 👹FRIENDS"
Shayne: "*giggles* this is crazy, this is so crazy. What do we do? We just have a time. Don't we just have a 👹JOY👹 time!"
Shayne: "Hi! I'm back! It's me! 👹CLARISSA👹 and today I'm gonna talk to you about 👹PEE👹"
Dumpster Wizard/Shayne: "*plays his flute thing very badly*"
Olivia: "*spits her water out*"
Dumpster Wizard/Shayne: "Well, I had a joke but I'll save it for later, see ya later asshole"
Damien: "Here let me get that door for you, nice night for a drive eh? Tonight of course is August 31, 1997. Any specific music you want to listen to pRINCESS DIANA"
Damien: Who's standing in the road right there?
Courtney: Hey! Help! I'm a time traveller! And you two are the only one's who can help me save the world in the future!
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RandomThis is not a real story, this is a journal (essentially) where I will write feelings down. There will obviously be no updating schedule.
