SLYTHERIN KINGS👑🐍

You
Hello
I have
a question

dumber😝
yes princess?

You
😐
Stop

dumber😝
and why should I listen to you?

You
cause I'm hot and ur not
😍

dumber😝
I'd agree but I've still yet to see your face

You
u don't have to agree
It's just facts.
ANYWAYSS
aren't yall friends w zabini

dumbest🍝
yeah but he left the chat
Dunno y tho.
☹️

dumb🧝🏻‍♂️
it's cause of u
lol.
Hey
Mystery girl
Are you a mudblood?

You
🌝

dumb🧝🏻‍♂️
fine then.
Be like that
I'll find out who u r eventually

You
abahhaah
Good luck
You'll need it
I'm not making this easy for u

dumber😝
do I know u personally

dumbest🍝
personally how??
😩😔😏

dumber😝
Theo.
U can't just ask that
Wait that's a good question tho

You
eeewww
And no I have not fucked u

dumber😝
well that narrows it down

dumb🧝🏻‍♂️
how so?

dumber😝
Granger
Jezelle Hawthorne
Anastasia Fletcher
Weasley girl
Lovegood
There's more but wtv
If ur name is here I've found u out
Games up, princess.

You
Oh great
a list of people u haven't fucked 😐
It's so tiny

dumbest🍝
that's what she said

You
NOT THE TIME
Question
Who's Anastasia?

dumb🧝🏻‍♂️
some slytherin in our year
why?
Is it u

You
Mate why would I ask abt myself
Now that's just stupid
No but srsly who is she

dumbest🍝
idk but she's like my friend crush
I wanna be friends w her yk
But she looks so scary for no reason

You
what's she look like
is she pretty?

dumbest🍝
YES
she is fine asf

dumber😝
^^^^
What Theo said
Cause
Damn.

dumb🧝🏻‍♂️
she's alr I guess.
I swear ur Anastasia
I mean like
Cmon

You
What if I'm a second year

dumb🧝🏻‍♂️
uh
Let's not go that route

dumbest🍝
what's that supposed to mean
🤨

dumb🧝🏻‍♂️
Nott.

You
Oooh he's pulling the last name card
Anyways
Do u guys have any juicy gossip
I'm like super bored

dumber😝
nah
Do u

You
Yes
I'm pretty sure
Those two gryffindor boys
Dean and Seamus
Have smth going on

dumbest🍝
gay

dumber😝
Says u

dumbest🍝
Yeah says me
Why?
Got smth to confess?

You
Am I interrupting smth...?

dumb🧝🏻‍♂️
it only gets worse from here

You
ugh
I thought u would be more exciting
I'm going

dumber😝
wait where
Come over😏?

You
that defeats the whole purpose of being anonymous silly

dumber😝
exactly my point, princess.

You
ahah
Nice try Riddle
I'm not stupid
Bye yall

dumber😝 — You

dumber😝
Cmon love.
Give me a hint.
Please?

You
Oh so now we taking things outside the group chat
Ur embarrassed or smth ?
And to answer u?
Nah.

dumber😝
Do we at least have any classes together?

You
What if I'm a second year🧍‍♀️

dumber😝
ha
ha
Very funny, princess
Wait ur not actually a second year r u

You
maybe maybe not
See u around
Riddle

dumber😝
but I won't see u

You
exactly

lovelies💕

You
guys
Something just happened
I think we like
Flirted?
I dunno
Pls help 😭😭

Jezelle❣️
Who
U and mattheo?
OMG U FLIRTED
WHAT
HEIFOEIDJCNFKE

Ginnyyy😋
HAHAHAH
U STILL LIKE HIM

You
stfu or the whole school knows abt ur poem u wrote abt potter in ur 1st year

Ginnyyy😋
STOP
THAT WOULD RUIN MY CHANCES
UGH

Jezelle❣️
wait
R we just gonna move on?
Helloooo

Mione🫶
yes
go study
or ur gonna fail

You
wait but I was gonna copy u

Mione🫶
Ron and Harry are copying me already
NO MORE

You
wowowwoowwowow
kys
jk ly ❤️

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