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Son: I just hit third base 📱

Mom: YOU WHAT?! HOME, NOW!

Son: lol. Mom calm down, I'm on about baseball.

Mom: Ohh. Well that's good. Don't be late :)

Son: dude, I just texted my mom by accident saying I just hit third base but covered it up by saying i was talking about baseball. Aren't I awesome? :D

Mom: no you're f*cking not. Ass, Home, Now.

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