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That unwanted & illogical questions PPL ask

# Guy : Do you have a bathroom?
Me : No, we pee in the yard

# You see identical twins , still you ask , 'Are they twins'? "No, it's Picmix"

# You see a woman who just gave birth to a new born baby and you ask her, "Madam, have you given birth?" No, she bought the baby at OLX!

# You greet someone "Good Morning ma!" She asks, "My son, have you woken up?"No, I'm sleepwalking!

#. Someone ask you, "Where are you?" I answered that I'm at the bank, and he asks, "Wat is happening there?" I replied, "They are celebrating Yam Festival."

# I was watching a movie when m friend entered and he ask me, "Are you watching a movie?"No, the TV watching me.

# You see me eating noodles and you ask, "Are you eating Noodles?"No, I'm eating fried rubber band mixed with thread.

# I hate when PPL see me at the supermarket and they are like , 'Hey What are you doing here'? And I'm just like , "Oh I'm here for hunting elephants"

#When he see you laying down with your eyes closed but still he asks , 'Are you sleeping'? "No I'm practicing death"

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