#077

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* Changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say 'your password is incorrect."

*Stop waiting for prince charming get up and find him! that poor idiot maybe stuck in a tree or something

*Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh

*Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

*The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

*After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF!

*Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking. "If anyone heard us right now we'd be put into a mental hospital"

*You know you are in trouble when your mom screams your whole name

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