Agent One: Right there! This was the first sighting.
Agent Two: They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world... and they seem to be killing specifically targeted people. But, why?
Agent One: They always attack at random, aaaall over the country. There's no way to predict where they'll show up next!
[A loud clattering noise is heard from outside, followed by a stock angry cat sound. The two agents immediately glance over to a barred-up windowobscured by heavily damaged blinds. Agent Two makes a gap between the blinds to the outside to see what made that noise. The agents then see the source of all the racket: Blitzo, standing on a box and a dumpster while holding the dumpster lid open. He looks around suspiciously.]
Agent Two: Ahhh, well... That's convenient.
[Cuts to Blitzo outside, standing on trash bags and holding a dumpster lid open.]
Blitzo: Shhhhh! Remember, we can't be seen.
[Blitzo slams the dumpster lid loudly, but then falls backwards into a pile of trash bags. Millie silently chuckles at his predicament, then walks away.]
Y/n : Blitzo Shut the fuck up before we get caught you stupid shitfuck
Moxxie: Pardon my words, sir, but you're currently being the loudest.
Blitzo jumps up out of the garbage pile covered in trash; he has an old newspaper on his forehead, a half-eaten lollipop stuck to the side of his head, a scrap of paper on his horn with an old banana peel impaled on the end of it, and a used condom on his index finger, the same finger he uses to poke Moxxie's face indignantly.]
Blitzo: [softly] I said shuuush your dick-sucking lips, Moxxie!
Y/n: Blitzo seriously shut the fuck up before I shut you up I don't feel like getting caught because of your stupidity .
Blitzo: Oh up yours Y/n you whiny little bi..
[ You grab blitzo by the neck with anger in your eyes and a smirk on your face]
Y/n : You wanna finish the sentence you scratchy old dickless cumgoblin. [ squeezes harder]
Blitzo (struggling to breathe) I retract my previous statement . Okay now please let.me goooo .
[Y/n drops him ]
[Blitzo deep breathe]
Moxxie steps away from his boss for a short moment,, likely grossed out from Blitzo's condom finger, as he notices a portal opening behind him. Loona is seen on the other end and Millie jumps into it, waving to Moxxie. Moxxie begins to walk towards the portal but is suddenly tackled to the ground by Blitzo, barely missing a net being shot their way.]
Blitzo: GET DOWN!
[Agent One cocks his net launcher, readying another capture net. Blitzo looks behind him and sees Agent Two jump down on a rope from a building, landing in front
Y/n : Close the portal now babe DO IT.
Blitzo: LOONA! CLOSE IT!
Millie: Wait, no!
[She tries to run through the portal before it closes, but fails.]
[Moxxie, seeing the portal close, is distraught at first but quickly shifts to angry, pulling out a pistol in an attempt to fight off the two agents while Blitzo hides. He jumps off a wooden pallet to dodge both a tranquilizer dart and a capture net and prepares to fire. However, he is hit in the neck from behind by a tranquilizer dart.]
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