PUZZLEVISION - aftermath (platonic Mr. Puzzles x reader)

sleepover with the supposed gaylord

(do you like the chapter title)

Mr. Puzzles appeared in front of me. he transformed from MY tv to HIMSELF. what even is he??

"yea. so uh, i actually DONT have anywhere to stay and uhhrmm..." he paused. "am planning to stay here?"

"yea sure whatever you can like, continue being a TV or something"

"fair enough"

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"is that all im going to be allowed to d-"

"nah we can rematch on uno"

he shuffled the deck as i sat there waiting. if he was cheating before, he cant cheat now. we're in real life, not his fantasy.

he gave me 7 cards. i made sure to check he wasn't peeking at the ones he gave me.

[UNO TIME!!!]

Mr. Puzzles: starts the game by taking a card from the draw pile and placing it down. it was a yellow 3.
Myself: places down a yellow 9.
Mr. Puzzles: places down a blue 9.
Myself: checked cards. no blue. what the sigma
Mr. Puzzles: "no blue or 9? skill issue tbh"
Myself: very disappointedly draws a card
Mr. Puzzles: places down another blue card. it was also a 7.
Myself: i had a 7 so i placed it down. it was green.
Mr. Puzzles: places down a green 6.
Myself: places down a +2, green.
Mr. Puzzles: also places down a +2, green.
Myself: surprisingly i had a +2 yellow.
Mr. Puzzles: SOMEHOW HAD A +2 RED??
Myself: ended up drawing 8 cards.
Mr. Puzzles: he laughs. "major skill issue" he places down a 3, yellow. "uno"
Myself: "okay dude what the actual flip" i place down a 3, red. in hopes he didn't HAVE  red.
Mr. Puzzles: he had a red. he won.

Myself: "AJDKFKSJDKFKRKWW!!!!"
Mr. Puzzles: "does this mean i get to do something else other than be a TV in your living room"
Myself: "i guess"
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Myself: "..can we rematch?"
Mr. Puzzles: "nuh uh"

[TIME SKIP!! AFTER UNO]

the queer looking tv person ended up stealing the blanket on the couch and took a big fat sleep on it.

i woke him up out of his beauty sleep since he doesn't deserve that after winning in Uno.

"wha- dude. why.. i was sleeping, you brute!!" he looked offended.

"read me a bedtime story"

"..what?"

"you heard me."

"..uhhmmm...... okay?"

[another time skip.]
[[[summary of the time skip: you got some hot chocolate with marshmallows for both you and him and made a pillow fort to sit in with Mr. Puzzles as he read you the three little pigs.]]]

i took a sip of my hot chocolate as i snuggly burried my head into the "thousands" of pillows behind me. he opened the book and read aloud: "THE THREE.. LITTLE.. PIGS."

this will be fun.

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"the first pig built his house out of straw."

"id do that"

"shut up let me read!!"

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"the wolf blew it down and tried to eat the pig. but the pi-"

"he got eaten right?"

"no! he ran away to the second little pig."

"boring"

"what?"

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"the second little pig built his house out of sticks."

"are you one of the sticks?"

"..im not going to answer that."

"so you are!"

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"the third little pig built his house out of bricks. the second and first pig lived with him."

"bru they cant even live independently"

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"the wolf huffed and puffed and.. huffed and puffed and huffed and puffed.."

"im going to make you huff and puff."

"..excuse me?"

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"but the house didn't fall down.

"no shit"

"..so the wolf climbed up the house to go down the chimney to eat the pigs."

"uh oh"

"but the eldest little pig, the one who built the brick house, figured out that he was going to go down the chimney."

"wow!! what does he do then?"

"he boils the water in the cauldron which was below the chimney."

"wolf soup"

"the wolf fell into the cauldron. the pig closed the cauldron and the wolf howled to be freed, but died as a broth."

"that's not very alpha"

"..the three little pigs ended up being safe in their new home."

"wanna go eat them ourselves?"

"....i think you need to sleep."

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i ended up finishing my hot chocolate. he didn't even touch his.

then i realised i just made hot chocolate for a tv.

i guess i really do need to sleep.

(WOAH MY FINGERS HURT!!! anyway this was actually my favourite one ive typed out so far so like yea yippee im glad it's done)

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