PUZZLEVISION - aftermath (platonic Mr. Puzzles x reader)

double stories

(hi author here. 1K READS? nah way bro thanks guys)

(sorry for not updating for another.. like, 2 or 1 week? i cant keep track of time)

(been on ponytown for the past few days so like yea)

(enough yapping, here's your chapter.)

[still your POV]

it's been two whole months of Mr. Puzzles living in my house. i kind of want to kick him out since all the electrical appliances are always found broken or split open with their inside wires taken out. it's really annoying cause those things are really expensive you know?

i sat on the ground death staring the new playstation i bought that was broken before my eyes. that's it. im confronting this guy.

i approached him with big, confident strides. he looked at me confused. enough of this bullshit.

"for fucks sake why are you always fucking up my electrical devices it isnt that hard to NOT touch them"

"..you found out?"

i paused

"found out what?"

"..you said.. 'always fucking my electrical devices'.."

"no i said fucking up do you have a hearing problem?"

"...phew thank goodness!"

".."

".. what?"

"do you have something to tell me..?"

"........perchance"

we then proceed to have the talk.

ANOTHER SHORT STORY CAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO WRITE FOR THE ABOVE ONE!!

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i was today years old when i found out Mr. Puzzles had a thing for perfection.

when we had the talk the other day (mentioned in story above lol), he told me about what happened with some 'brats' and getting smashed with.. 'luigi meat mallet'. and 'using the brats as actors for my shows'.

quite the villain he is.

but i dont care

what he did was pretty wrong though, so i decided to do a.. HARMLESS.. prank.

ok maybe not harmless

since he's manipulating random people to be in his shows to make them 'entertaining' for an audience, he's also hurting the people in the process.

i swear he named the people.. i just cant remember since he blabbed so much.

oh yea, the.. uh.. 'SMG4 crew'.

smg4? what kind of name is that? why does bro have an elon musk coded name?

whatever. a name's a name.

i decided to.. find this 'SMG4 crew' to make Mr. Puzzles and them meet up! what a harmless.. prank..

[time skip.]
[[[time skip recap: you find the man himself, SMG4, by playing a meme loudly from your phone. he appears by descending from the heavens.]]]

[[[you had Mr. Puzzles beside you which caused SMG4 to whip out a fucking axe and start practicing swings. Zest fest stares at you and wonders why you decide to ruin his new life he's tryna start.]]]

(hey, your POV btw. just to clear things up since in the time skip recap i said you not i lol) - hexl (author)

SMG4 and his crew. i meet them. so i meet:

Bob
- Hate crimes, Fraud, Piracy, Treason, Mass murder, Housing violation, Psychological abuse, Animal cruelty, Manipulation, Conning, Theft
Assault, Holding hostages, Smuggling, Attempted bank robbery, Kidnapping, Arson
- what the fuck
- weird guy
- doesnt respect women properly

off to a great start

Saiko
- anime waifu
- meanie but with a big wholesome heart
- cool hammer

Boopkins
- annoying
- anime lover
- likes anime girls

Meggy
- former inkling
- badass
- can NOT cook.

Mario
- pasta
- pasta
- pasta
- stupid
- pasta
- pasta

Luigi
- Mario's brother
- can be awfully serious at times
- actually pretty nice
- cool guy
- his nose extends in length when aroused
- what was that last one

Tari
- ultimate gamer
- blue hair? uh oh
- very nice person, guaranteed to be friends

Melony
- melon
- sleepy
- has a dead boyfriend
- i feel bad
- rest in peace, axol

SMG3
- he's somehow gayer than Mr. Puzzles
- ..emo choice of clothes?
- how many smgs are there
- he owns a dog and used to own one of those "do you know da way" creatures (named terrance)
- rest in peace terrance

SMG4
- sane
- mario best friend
- blueberry coded
- doesnt like content farms. does NOT like content farms. DOES NOT like content farms.

....

wow
loads of people
cool

.......

ok now im not in the mood to do this prank ill do it next time

just looking at Mr. Puzzles' face when he saw them made me feel like i was going to throw up

he looked so...

disappointed?
upset?
regretful?

no idea.
i can't read emotions.

maybe i should try and get them to get along instead?

(guys... i know some of you like violence but i kinda changed it up cause some of yall also like being peacemakers yk? also what if Mr. Puzzles gets redemption arc in a fanfic woah that'd be epic)

(see you soon in the next chapter.)

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