Brunnhilde: This is a traumatic event. Not a Bruh moment *Looks at Hajime*
Göll: Or a major L *Looks at Natasha*
Hrist: And definitely not a Oof Lmao *Looks at Kojiro*
Hajime: Mom why is your tongue purple when you have a cherry lollipop?
Natasha: Mind your business
*Buddha walks past with a blue lollipop*
Hajime: Mom…oh god mom!
Natasha: Mind. Your. Business
Göll: Hey um…whatcha guys got there?
*The Sasaki family drinking slushies with a snow leopard clearly sitting next to them like a pet*
Kojiro: Slushies
Jack: You three often use comedy to deflect your trauma
Hajime: Thank you
Jack: That’s not a compliment…
Natasha: What we’re hearing is you think we’re funny
Jack: What I mean is-
Kojiro: We accept this praise with the humblest hearts. Truly
Jack: Good lord…
Shiva: *Sees Natasha with hickeys on her neck* What happened to you?
Natasha: Mosquitoes
*Buddha, Okita and Qi walk by*
Brunnhilde: Hello Mosquitoes
Brunnhilde: Leaving Kojiro in charge of Natasha and Hajime is like tempting a lion with a lamb. You might think he’ll resist but he can’t help give in to their antics…
*The three blow something up in the background and Chaos ensues*
Kojiro: Dear GOD!!!
Natasha: Call 911!!
Hajime: What’s the NuMbEr?!
Göll: Why is Natasha in the corner?
Buddha: She took one of those ‘Which character are you?’ Quizzes
Göll: And?
Buddha: She got Shiva
Göll: Natasha you have to stop trying to fight Odin! He’s not your opponent! He’s Hajime’s!
Natasha: Miss me with that gay shit
Hrist: What gay shit?! THE RULES?!
*The Sasakis are staring at huge spider on the wall*
Hajime: i’m not killing it. Mom you do it. Just think of someone who you can’t stand
*Natasha destroys the spider along with the wall*
Kojiro: And that’s how we got an open floor plan. Still don’t know who she was thinking of
(It was Poseidon, Odin and Dionysus)
Natasha: Hey babe? Can a person breathe in a washing machine?
Buddha: Natasha…where’s Loki?
Natasha: …………..
Buddha: Baby where the hell is Loki?!
Okita: That's my girl!!!
Hajime: Do you think sheep count themselves when they go to sleep?
Kojiro: If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
Natasha: Do butterflies get humans in their stomachs when they’re in love?
Jack: ONE MOMENT OF PEACE!! THATS ALL I WANT!!
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FanfictionAs Sasaki Natasha joins the vanguard of the legendary god killers also know as the Einherjar, she quickly learns just how much she's respected and wanted by her fellow humans and the gods shes supposed to be fighting against.
