Then later I grabbed some toast and I left before daddy could ask me where I was going
Then I met up with willy, Wesley and noodle
Hi guys I said
So there some bad news noddle said
What?
Willy and Wesley ate all the chocolate
No we didn't, the little orange man did
The what?
The little orange man, I didn't tell you guys about him?
No, ya didn't
He's out nemesis, about yea high
Comes in the dead of night and he steals all our chocolate
Been happening every few weeks for the past three, four years now
Really?
Sometimes I spy him in that strange realm twixt sleep and wake, green hair glinting in the moonlight
Green hair?
One day I shall catch him, noodle
Willy
When I do
Willy I said
Hmm?
You don't seriously expect us to believe this, do you?
Of course I do, what other explanation is there?
I don't know, that you go to sleep
Mm-hmm
Dream 'bout little green man
Orange man, green hair, yeah
And while you're dreaming
You two stuff your faces with chocolate
Stuff our
That makes a lot more sense
Why'd I ever think this would work?
We've been eating all our own chocolate?
Then she was going to leave when we hear her say stupid sliver lining
Hey
There's nothing stupid about my chocolate
If Mrs Scrubitt had spotted us, I'd be in the coop right now
Look, I'm sorry okay
But we all four can make more chocolate
Only problem is I'm all out of milk
Well, that's not a problem
Milk
A, that is stealing
And C, willy and Wesley Wonka does not use any old cow's milk
For this particular creation, I require the milk of a giraffe
Okay, fine
As a matter of fact, there's one at the zoo
Bingala
But A, the zoo is not that way
Great
And B, you're not gonna let you just walk in there and milk it
Mm, that my dear noodle, is why we're very lucky
The little orange man didn't find this
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