The beginning of Wonka chocolate business

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Then later I grabbed some toast and I left before daddy could ask me where I was going

Then I met up with willy, Wesley and noodle

Hi guys I said

So there some bad news noddle said

What?

Willy and Wesley ate all the chocolate

No we didn't, the little orange man did

The what?

The little orange man, I didn't tell you guys about him?

No, ya didn't

He's out nemesis, about yea high

Comes in the dead of night and he steals all our chocolate

Been happening every few weeks for the past three, four years now

Really?

Sometimes I spy him in that strange realm twixt sleep and wake, green hair glinting in the moonlight

Green hair?

One day I shall catch him, noodle

Willy

When I do

Willy I said

Hmm?

You don't seriously expect us to believe this, do you?

Of course I do, what other explanation is there?

I don't know, that you go to sleep

Mm-hmm

Dream 'bout little green man

Orange man, green hair, yeah

And while you're dreaming

You two stuff your faces with chocolate

Stuff our

That makes a lot more sense

Why'd I ever think this would work?

We've been eating all our own chocolate?

Then she was going to leave when we hear her say stupid sliver lining

Hey

There's nothing stupid about my chocolate

If Mrs Scrubitt had spotted us, I'd be in the coop right now

Look, I'm sorry okay

But we all four can make more chocolate

Only problem is I'm all out of milk

Well, that's not a problem

Milk

A, that is stealing

And C, willy and Wesley Wonka does not use any old cow's milk

For this particular creation, I require the milk of a giraffe

Okay, fine

As a matter of fact, there's one at the zoo

Bingala

But A, the zoo is not that way

Great

And B, you're not gonna let you just walk in there and milk it

Mm, that my dear noodle, is why we're very lucky

The little orange man didn't find this

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