We heard a gunshot
Shit I said
Naughty, naughty, Mr Wonka's
We saw the chocolate cartel and Peter, Felix Jr, and Benjamin
You've caused us quite a bit of trouble
You and your urchin and our daughters
Priscilla, Abby, sunny
Girls slugworth said
Hi daddy I said
Yeah, but she's not just an urchin, is she Mr slugworth?
You're family
What?
What are you talking about, willy?
You know that ring, noodle?
The one your parents gave you?
Mr slugworth and the his children has one just like it
Don't you, Mr slugworth and guys?
As a matter of fact, I do
That belonged to my brother Zebedee
Was he my father?
A hopeless romantic is what he was
Like my daughter dad said
That's not true daddy I said
Shut up Felix and Priscilla Mr slugworth said
Fell in love with a common little bookworm, died before they could marry
Leaving me and my childern sole heir to the family fortune
Or so I thought
But nine months later, your mother turned up on my doorstep, begging me to get a doctor for her sick little newborn
I was just married to my beautiful wife Katherine and we just had our son Peter
I said I would help
Katherine didn't know about it
But you didn't, did you?
Oh, no
Instead you put me down a laundry chute
Mrs Scrubitt found me
She saw the ring
Thought it was an N, and called me Noddle
But it wasn't
It was Z for Zebedee
Well, quite
When your mother returned, I told her you had died
She was heartbroken, of course
But, uh, I gave her a handful of sovereigns and had her escorted from my property
What was her name?
Eh?
My mom what was her name?
Ooh
Let me see, um
No, I don't think I could remember that
Sorry, but you have to understand, she was very poor
Dad gags
Sorry, Felix
I rolled my eyes
Her name was Dorothy
Dorothy Smith, it says so right here
Dorothy?
Well, what do you know?
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