💮Massive tmf/shiz/rant/vent dump book💮

🎀weird/funny shit said at my school🎀

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Dr. LP: Don't suck it, blow it.

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KP: HE GRABBED MY BALLS-

LS: I didn't grab his balls...I held his ✨hand✨ 😌🤚

Mr. SM: LS why did you grab his balls....?

LS: I HELD HIS HAND!!!

Mr. AW: And you think that was....okay?

LS: Uhhhhhh....

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AC: Dr I wanna be with you.

Dr. LP: ....are you on substances?

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AJ (AC²): Dr do you want me to take off my shirt?

Dr. LP: Why do you always ask me that???

AJ (AC²): I wanna show you how hot I am.

Dr. LP: I don't want to see none of that.

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MM: Omg Dr you have hair here!

Me: Yeah, on his neck-

Dr. LP: MM why are you looking there? Are you studying me?

MM: Dr I was cleaning your whiteboard for you and you're like right there so of course I'm gonna see you from behind!

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Dr. LP: ARE YOU A DICK- WAIT WAIT wait sausage SAUSAGE I MEANT sausage!

AB: Oh Dr....I'm a sausage for you.

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PT: Dr do you like BBC? I do.

Dr. LP: Yeah it's a good news channel.

AC: But he means the other BBC.

Dr. LP: Yeah I know what he means and I know why he likes it.

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Dr. LP: Do you think I like men???

AC: I only like a man like you Dr.

Dr. LP: Slim chance.

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DC: I wanna touch you.

CV: Please do.

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MR: I'm blueeee🎶 And so are you.

GJ: Negroe.

Me: Bruh you racist-

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Me: Why is it so thick though?

OS: It's old acrylic paint, what do you expect?

Me: I literally can slap the bitch out of it because damn-

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Ms. JDM: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS *starts doing jumping jacks*

GJ: NAHHHH-

Ms. JDM: VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA *still doing jumping jacks*

GJ: That's crazy-

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DH: BRUH DO IT RIGHT-

Me: IT'S LITERALLY TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO-

AJ (AC²): DAMN JUST EAT ME UP ALREADY JEEZ-

DH: Yeah Monse, eat him up.

Me/AJ: ....

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Me: So like what size is it? And be honest.

AB: It's like....about a few 7/8 inches.

Me: Mhm-

MM: He's not lying. LIKE LOOK AT THAT-

AB: Bruh don't squeeze it so hard!-

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